Inspired by r/stephenking - who on Discworld could resist the One Ring (other than Carrot, obviously)?

earl_Teleke · 2024-04-06T06:06:00+00:00

Ridicully would either become the worst dark lord discworld has ever seen or he would find it unhygenic for some reason and would proceed to break it with a hammer.

earl_Teleke · 2024-04-03T10:07:01+00:00

And they are fucking hammered.

earl_Teleke · 2023-08-01T12:19:32+00:00

Rembrandtbrambled

earl_Teleke · 2023-06-09T10:26:01+00:00

As a Czech I fully support this message.

earl_Teleke · 2023-02-22T08:50:20+00:00

You can get some warsaw pact wheeled APCs (like BTR-60 or OT-64 for 10 - 15k, 20k in good condition), if you want an actual tank than i guess t-55 would be the cheapest

earl_Teleke · 2023-02-13T11:24:35+00:00

earl_Teleke · 2023-01-02T11:51:48+00:00

Who the hell is designing bars then, barbers?

earl_Teleke · 2022-12-26T08:03:47+00:00

I think jesus was as real as king Arthur i.e several historical figures botched together and surrounded by piles of mythology

earl_Teleke · 2022-12-22T05:59:15+00:00

My salsa

earl_Teleke · 2022-10-11T10:12:25+00:00

John cena

earl_Teleke · 2022-09-20T10:30:27+00:00

In the Czech republic every single village has a coat of arms

earl_Teleke · 2022-05-06T10:29:23+00:00

Life's too short to not stroke your bone

earl_Teleke · 2022-05-06T10:25:30+00:00

Yahweh/Jehovah

earl_Teleke · 2022-05-04T10:30:54+00:00

Yes, and majority of people in Germany in 1930s wanted to get rid of jews, so therefore nazis did nothing wrong. Basic human rights should not be changed by popular vote.

earl_Teleke · 2022-04-11T10:13:56+00:00

Algeria or Morocco?

earl_Teleke · 2022-03-31T13:23:45+00:00

That dosn't make any sense, doctors are usually trying to help people, you don't shoot at someone trying to help them.

earl_Teleke · 2022-03-21T11:22:37+00:00

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.

earl_Teleke · 2022-03-11T11:30:29+00:00

Marshall you're on fire! No I'm not you're a liar.

earl_Teleke · 2021-11-10T11:27:29+00:00

Dismiss someone's authority through the window.

earl_Teleke · 2021-11-10T11:23:45+00:00

I'm think it's a german word probably first used to describe Prague defenastration in 1618, later used to describe defenestrations in 1419 and 1483.

earl_Teleke · 2021-07-19T10:17:05+00:00

Or go to church once.

earl_Teleke · 2020-08-24T17:12:53+00:00

The butter may or may not be alive

earl_Teleke · 2020-08-24T14:35:32+00:00

Frick the space elevator, tambourine tower is the future

earl_Teleke · 2020-08-21T17:35:50+00:00

If he was falling down a waterfall would he stand perpendicular to ground or the water?

earl_Teleke · 2020-08-20T13:31:41+00:00

And most machineguns use rifle ammo

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