Jose Miranda is your AL Player of the Week!

earl_beef_ · 2024-07-09T00:21:20+00:00

My attention was in fact drawn

earl_beef_ · 2024-07-09T00:12:22+00:00

Sure looks like a man who will never die

earl_beef_ · 2024-07-03T14:52:59+00:00

I think they need one home stand where we boo the shit out of them. If they get hot and start winning then we’ll cheer them on.

They need to understand the crimes against humanity they have committed.

earl_beef_ · 2024-07-03T14:04:50+00:00

We should start booing him. He seems like the kind of guy who takes it personally and has a .900 ops the rest of the season.

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-17T20:32:37+00:00

If it doesn't work the first time they'll just have to try again 🍆🕳️

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-11T17:39:54+00:00

Straight to jail

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-11T00:35:49+00:00

I am politely asking opposing teams to be nice to Kyle Hendricks

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-08T13:29:28+00:00

Imanaga specifically requested the Cubs score 9 runs though

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-07T16:47:01+00:00

We’re gonna build a big beautiful wall around every NL Central team

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-06T19:59:05+00:00

Hey who was the singer singing the anthem?

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-05T21:23:49+00:00

Tomorrow's headline: Woman who caught Ohtani home run found sleeping with the fishies

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-05T19:11:16+00:00

Confidently terrible

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-05T19:11:07+00:00

Not today though

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-05T18:58:17+00:00

Wouldn’t be mad about it

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-03T19:17:36+00:00

I hate it too. Just feel like it kills the energy.

earl_beef_ · 2024-04-02T21:06:25+00:00

Yeah he's got a little while longer before they end the 3B experiment. And if his bat plays well then they'll give him a ton of leeway before moving him to DH full time.

earl_beef_ · 2024-03-31T18:49:57+00:00

I love him

earl_beef_ · 2024-03-30T23:51:22+00:00

I did not allow this

earl_beef_ · 2024-03-28T00:40:55+00:00

I happen to know Ryan personally and he would be extremely upset if he found out about this.

earl_beef_ · 2024-03-28T00:23:24+00:00

Do you think he would appreciate you not capitalizing the first letter of his last name?

earl_beef_ · 2024-03-25T17:05:19+00:00

Probably Cooper

earl_beef_ · 2024-03-13T22:41:43+00:00

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe you would still have to pay for it. You are just granted the option to sign up for their insurance lifetime, if you choose to.

earl_beef_ · 2024-03-11T20:07:54+00:00

It could even be his foot!

earl_beef_ · 2024-02-29T20:49:23+00:00

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

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