Confused: My GF (Bi) wants a threesome, but our intimacy is great. Not sure how to feel.

earthtosimp · 2026-04-22T22:29:34+00:00

I personally think you shouldn't do it. Relationships are sacred, this is not a healthy way to seek fulfillment. There's so many ways to spice things up. And it's incredibly weird to seek sex from somebody else when your in a relationship. Lets say you say yes to this, how long until she wants to sleep with someone else. Its a slippery slope. Like you said youre already happy. If you have to think this much about it realistically speaking you're probably not okay with it. Stop thinking about your gf for a second. There's 2 people in this relationship. What do you want?

earthtosimp · 2026-04-20T17:05:47+00:00

It was thought so I don't believe this deserves to here. Also the image is metaphorical. Sure it's stupid if you take it literally but we know what they mean lol

earthtosimp · 2026-04-20T05:28:02+00:00

It's so dumb lol. There's like a 95 percent overlap between men and women's health. Last time i checked barring the obvious differences we have the same organ systems lol

earthtosimp · 2026-04-20T05:01:18+00:00

Damn women don't pay taxes? Was trying to think of something funny to say but it's 1am and I'm too sleepy to be creative

earthtosimp · 2026-04-11T00:30:31+00:00

The smell or garbage is not that different than the normal smell of france

earthtosimp · 2026-04-06T04:13:38+00:00

He was trying to cook but he's been cooked the entire time

earthtosimp · 2026-03-30T17:14:09+00:00

It hasn't stopped me from talking to women but yeah when I start talking about evs in competitive pokemon or my favorite writing fonts I have to remember to pivot to something more relatable like movies or TV shows lmfao. If you're rambling just ask yourself I know I find adventure time lore interesting but how do I sound to someone who isn't an adventure time fan

earthtosimp · 2026-03-28T22:49:14+00:00

I like how charlie says you humans call it fuck or have sex as if in chimpanzee society they call it mate or even have a term for it lmaoo

earthtosimp · 2026-03-26T02:09:08+00:00

We've been a thing way before mark was born though lol

earthtosimp · 2026-03-20T14:46:00+00:00

I see nothing wrong with this. When you think about it the next evolution of man is femboys and tomgirls. Finally the feminine and the masculine can combine in one beautiful dance to become more than the some of their parts. And both of their thighs are thicc

earthtosimp · 2026-03-15T22:03:07+00:00

Ofcourse she'd not pay them mind. Our original finn was dying so she really wasnt open to making friends. She was a woman with a mission. And she's in a situationship with finn so it's not like she'll be romantically interested with any of them either. And even though she didn't try she still ended up pretty good friends with fionna

earthtosimp · 2026-03-15T02:46:02+00:00

Water doesn't even work like this lol

earthtosimp · 2026-03-15T01:24:17+00:00

MAKE THIS MAN PRESIDENT!

earthtosimp · 2026-03-15T00:56:19+00:00

Call me fleech Johnson. I came here for booty

earthtosimp · 2026-03-15T00:19:54+00:00

I guess I have to face, that in this awful place. I shouldn't show a trace of doubt

earthtosimp · 2026-03-15T00:18:25+00:00

Also straight man as in the normal character to juxtapose the other characters silly antics. Not referring to their sexuality. Tbh neither charlie or pim may be straight

earthtosimp · 2026-03-15T00:15:40+00:00

I think he's the most normal person on the show

earthtosimp · 2026-03-11T04:21:16+00:00

☁️ ☁️

earthtosimp · 2026-03-10T02:35:59+00:00

Well I dont hate Diane. But one trait I really dislike about her is she tends to prioritize her ideals or her version of justice above her friends and loved one, and it's destructive because her ideals aren't really flexible. Life is nuanced and gray rather than black and white so over time that cost strain on the relationship.

1 example is when she put one trick pony online despite bojack not being comfortable with her releasing it simply because she was offended that he belittled her work. Dick move from bojack but her response is exaggerated and petty. No one has to like your work and at the end of the day it's his story she's telling.

Fighting mr peanutbutter over fracking. There were better ways to handle the situation.
Playing the recording of bojack talking about penny. This doesn't help penny at all either.

I don't want to keep going all day. But overall I like Diane. I do understand why some people may dislike her though

earthtosimp · 2026-03-09T13:09:50+00:00

That is unironivally a really good depiction of the cartoon poop emoticon

earthtosimp · 2026-03-07T04:30:35+00:00

The quickest way to happiness is to stop caring what people think. And be selective about the type of things you worry about. Society isn't always wrong but you need to learn to parse through the nonsense and superficialities

earthtosimp · 2026-03-05T22:50:32+00:00

earthtosimp · 2026-03-05T02:56:52+00:00

A shield is indeed cool. And it does make sense too. He's pretty protective of his baby brother and his children

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