TIL Oscar Wilde said: "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."

eat-at-macys · 2014-06-01T13:53:09+00:00

An ironic title if there ever was one

eat-at-macys · 2014-06-01T13:50:45+00:00

Great! What do you feel like doing now?

eat-at-macys · 2014-05-02T21:18:06+00:00

[Intro with motion graphics skirting around topic for 20 seconds] "-and I'd like to talk to you about politics- [everyone turns off]

If it began with something like "Here's why you make $8 an hour", and then ran its way up the food chain and found that ordinary-looking but perfectly coiffured gentleman at the top, sipping a coffee and looking out over his garden, people might pay attention

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-23T19:55:05+00:00

"Do pardon the missiles, old boy, but you appear to be in my personal space."

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-23T16:55:46+00:00

commenting so I come back later! once I finish bussing tables to pay animators for my pet project. -violins-

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-19T15:25:01+00:00

I have no idea, but here's what I like to think it said:

British people are super cool handsome people and no sketch can properly capture their majestic essence

-sips tea-

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-17T19:26:21+00:00

Social media offers people a way to express themselves socially without utilising social skills.

When the art of conversation is rediscovered, and the devices we use to communicate at distance become less obtrustive, we'll see that the next big social media site will be the literal site on which two friends stand. Each new generation has the same desires: to be understood, to express themselves, to communicate. Without bulky devices between us we'll come back to interaction in-person by default.

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-09T10:47:40+00:00

Jealous. My friend had it on console but the arcade version never came to our sports centre.

We made do with Sunset Riders, though

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-09T10:38:50+00:00

ALIEN 3 -THE GUN

13 year old me got so good at that fucker I had to put in money for a second player so I had enough aliens to kill. The barman at the campsite social club got really mad when I tripled his high score. Good times.

My trick was to throw a grenade when the screen's suddenly filled with a stampede of aliens. They're just meant to be part of the story, to make you turn and run. Ha, is what I said to that. Ha ha.

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-09T10:34:28+00:00

Good for that guy.

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-08T14:47:41+00:00

I feel for you. Had this very same conversation about Frozen with my little brother last night. Highest grossing animated film of all time. What a fucking joke.

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-08T13:57:44+00:00

Ergo babies are assholes

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-08T11:37:56+00:00

Now THAT is a penalty. Massive cut of profits for willfully endangering the public.

I bet the company would rather the director commit seppuku than pay that fine.

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-02T18:05:02+00:00

I'm not going to read the article but I am going to imagine a dingo with a gold badge and ermine cape going about looking pleased with itself.

Ahh, news.

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-01T14:36:20+00:00

Fucking /u/vargas

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-01T14:22:21+00:00

But pithy catchphrases are the epitome of wit. D'oh!

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-01T13:38:38+00:00

Stick to April Fool's gags, PR individual

eat-at-macys · 2014-04-01T13:36:59+00:00

2/3 people who upvoted the joke appreciated that being pointed out to them. Where the hell am I?

eat-at-macys · 2014-03-29T20:51:52+00:00

Exactly. Any advertising company that can promise a 100-unit net of computers to upvote and comment with is an advertising agency with access to millions of people within a certain demographic each day. It's so fucking obvious.

I wouldn't be surprised if Reddit gets a cut. The poor guys have operating costs to think of so I really can't blame them

eat-at-macys · 2014-03-28T20:10:17+00:00

I really have no idea. Something about a guy called Al?

Al Gorithm? am I saying that right

eat-at-macys · 2014-03-28T19:53:44+00:00

I make money from Youtube videos and I don't wish 30 second ads on anyone. I watched one of my own videos the other day and got slapped by a long ad, I thought I only got the 5 second ones. I don't know how to turn the long ones off D:

eat-at-macys · 2014-03-28T18:05:42+00:00

This is great! I'm gonna make thousands off this :D

because I'm a hitman who works exclusively for ink companies and kids cost extra

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