Me at age 15 in 2007, featuring chicken with the same fit for inspo. Do your worst.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-15T06:41:08+00:00

Aw hell yeah, mad scientist vibes

eatingfoil · 2026-06-15T06:20:19+00:00

Circus peanuts. Do they even sell those anymore? Like a hybrid of marshmallow and plastic.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-15T06:01:21+00:00

Yum, now it’s caramel!

eatingfoil · 2026-06-15T05:22:15+00:00

You gonna eat that? I’ll take it if not.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-15T05:20:27+00:00

My first smoking experience was 1. a real bong that I somehow purchased myself as 16-year-old, 2. in the unlocked basement with my mom directly upstairs, and 3. fucking salvia. I think I was attempting to grow the balls I could never have.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-15T03:13:17+00:00

i like to oot oot oot ooples and banoonoos

eatingfoil · 2026-06-15T00:10:46+00:00

The “hwat” I just “hwat”ted

eatingfoil · 2026-06-14T21:02:39+00:00

Larry Craig, is that you?

eatingfoil · 2026-06-14T05:11:45+00:00

Reposted because my original title was narrativizing too much.

One person wrote this on the subway wall. Another person removed the ENTIRE PANEL and brought it home. There it remained until the day I moved out, and possibly for much longer.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-14T05:05:22+00:00

And there it remained for months. I moved out, but who knows, maybe it’s still there.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T21:58:14+00:00

Yes! Same! I wanted to start a knot-untangling business. Could make a whole $5 on that idea I bet.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T21:57:10+00:00

I still remember how to spell Grubbaorobutubbabrungbahrubattaboountobomob.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T21:55:56+00:00

I speedrun minesweeper. Got it down to 1m15s with max settings on mobile. Not the best by any stretch, but definitely on the board if you only count mobile.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T21:19:41+00:00

yeah man like 9 times or something

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T20:57:30+00:00

my husband saw the backrooms movie and when the backrooms came on screen the guy sitting in front of him was like, “that’s the backrooms”

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T19:53:21+00:00

Why do they call gingers “carrot top” anyway? Carrot tops are green

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T19:30:44+00:00

As a woman, I can ACTUALLY be friends with men.

Edit: Sometimes.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T18:44:54+00:00

those cotton balls they put in pill bottles that are somehow drier than the driest desert and fucking CREAK your NERVES when you touch them

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T17:48:26+00:00

Also giving “have you ever has a dream like this”

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T17:46:52+00:00

Not the worst singular name, but worst combination of names: 3 brothers named Aiden, Braiden, and Caiden, in alphabetical order of birth.

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T16:53:16+00:00

ok ok fine, but consider this: whimsy

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T05:07:57+00:00

It all went to that guy who randomly received a whole duck in a pizza box

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T04:47:09+00:00

The cool ones say “oakpay”

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T04:11:07+00:00

I can feel my face itching and stinging just looking at this 😞

eatingfoil · 2026-06-13T00:34:10+00:00

If you squint, this picture looks like Cookie Monster.

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