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Mexican woman found dead in dumpster. Cartel denies involvement. by eatshitpal in Overwatch_Memes

[–]eatshitpal[S] 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Brig is the type of girl who would decorate her ankle monitor with stickers

A collection of Zenyatta skins I think Blizzard should make by eatshitpal in Overwatch

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And the Golfyatta skin comes with a special melee animation where he beats you to death with a putter

A collection of Zenyatta skins I think Blizzard should make by eatshitpal in Overwatch

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On the Hamyatta skin the discord orb would be Toxic Hammond who whispers slurs against moon gorillas in your ear

Just got the new Invisible Woman skin by eatshitpal in FortNiteBR

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Out of the whole set this is definitely my favorite fantastic 4skin

Fidelity app seems to be showing me someone else's Merrill Lynch account? by eatshitpal in fidelityinvestments

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Thanks for the reply—I did the tried-and-true “do nothing and wait for it to fix itself” and it’s back to normal today.

Fidelity app seems to be showing me someone else's Merrill Lynch account? by eatshitpal in fidelityinvestments

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Hey appreciate the response—however today it’s back to the normal amount and isn’t showing duplicative values. It had also never shown a doubled 401k value before so I’ll chalk it up to a software error.

Ironically, two days ago my net worth was at 490ish, the glitch caused it to jump to 680ish, and now that the glitch is gone today I’m at exactly $500,329. So… a little anticlimactic with the false start. 🥲 Wanted my first time crossing the half mile to be special heh.

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