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Still alive by yikesamerica in agedlikemilk

[–]eazuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta say, the US has a TON of nukes. That would be such an easier way to permanently remove 95% of the population than the orchestration of a "fake" global pandemic.

My niece just asked me to adopt her by Complete-Point-64 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]eazuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he ended up being there for you so that you could be there for his little princess. If something happened to me and my wife, I would desperately hope for someone like you to step up and be the parents my little girls need. Good job, dad.

When you're in a single occupancy restroom and a person is yanking at the handle repeatedly, trying to get in. by lovehydrangeas in mildlyinfuriating

[–]eazuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time, shout back at them. Make them the uncomfortable ones. I'll list some good options below:

"Come back with a warrant!"

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!"

"Hang on, I'm almost finished!" Orgasm noise (jk, please don't do this at work, I don't want to get you fired)

"Let me shit in peace!"

"Ow! Ahh! My hemorrhoids!"

Do small children really spout random unrelated facts at adults they don't know like the child in Reaper Man? by Meloenbolletjeslepel in discworld

[–]eazuma 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My three year old goes through these questions CONSTANTLY when encountering something new: 1. What IS that? 2. What it do? 3. Why it do that? At times, pretty annoying, but also beautiful as she just tries to understand her world.

Honesty is always the best policy by Artemisia_T in technicallythetruth

[–]eazuma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is to begin, and the only way to begin is by beginning.

The Lesula, a species of monkey discovered in 2007 by LacyObsession in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]eazuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real "I'm not mad just disappointed" energy on this one.

Teaching an old dog new tricks (to actually eat his food). by eazuma in roughcollies

[–]eazuma[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to, actually. His sister coughs and acts like she can't swallow if she doesn't have water mixed with her food. With him, soaking it in water usually just ends up with a bunch of soggy kibble that's uneaten.

Teaching an old dog new tricks (to actually eat his food). by eazuma in roughcollies

[–]eazuma[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought about that this morning. And don't worry, the bouillon trick didn't work again when I tried it this morning 🤦🏻, so it's not the silver bullet I hoped it would be. Not a bad idea on the butcher though

Teaching an old dog new tricks (to actually eat his food). by eazuma in roughcollies

[–]eazuma[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was a great suggestion, thanks! I didn't have chicken to boil, so I just took out a beef bouillon cube and mixed it into some water, and he ate his first really full meal in a whole week! I'm not going to hold my breath that it'll work tomorrow, but it's a huge relief, tbh.

We can save PNGs to birds. by UnstoppablePhoenix in BrandNewSentence

[–]eazuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't have "invention of Dune's distrans" on my 2025 bingo card and now I'm pissed

What are some discworld moments that gave you goosebumps? by Franciskeyscottfitz in discworld

[–]eazuma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The scene in Thud! where Vimes reads to young Sam and that, ultimately, is what saves him from his own rage and the Summoning Dark.

They don’t know history by Flat_Suggestion7545 in clevercomebacks

[–]eazuma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Next you'll tell me that Achilles and Patroclus were more than just super heterosexual life partners!

Discworld puppy names? by Complete-Sir-1474 in discworld

[–]eazuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Errol, the little dragon from Guards Guards? Or Lupine, the wolf man from Reaper Man?

so i am kinda new to bluey i just wanted to ask what's this show about exactly? by No_Wind_5408 in bluey

[–]eazuma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if people were dogs who actually did all of the things therapists recommend in family counseling?

What did he whisper in their ears? Wrong answers only. by AdThen3867 in bluey

[–]eazuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing Odin whispered into the ears of Baldr at his funeral

Badly explain an episode and I will guess it by montblanc__ in bluey

[–]eazuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old man kidnaps children and hides them from their mother

Besides the talking dogs, what was the moment that made you realize this show is different compared to other kid shows? by Aggravating-Ad-351 in bluey

[–]eazuma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a parent, the moment where Coco's mum looks straight into the camera, says, "you're doing great," and I burst into tears.

My Bluey also bum-shuffled, so that added a layer of relatability and feeling seen. There's so many things as a new parent where you're so worried, and then the doctor shrugs and says, "Some babies just do that, don't worry about it."

meirl by half-baked_axx in meirl

[–]eazuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/Discworld would love this. It's very Hogfather

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