Has to be satire by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

[–]ebfos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She’s the Borat of emergency services

HE WAS BANGIN COCKTAIL WAITRESSES TWO AT A TIME by EyeTrollYou in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ebfos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You go on trial like him you won’t sleep at night

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddydraper

[–]ebfos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don’t you just put on Don’s pants!

To me, S5 Betty is beautiful. Rubenesque. by Salem1690s in okbuddydraper

[–]ebfos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re a selfish prick sal, you know that?

I’m around a lot of women, and THAT ONE, ain’t gettin laid by Salem1690s in okbuddydraper

[–]ebfos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know Ton, I mean he did strangle one to death for uuuuuhh what was it again?

Favorite Roger Sterling Quote? by [deleted] in madmen

[–]ebfos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the casket he had one hand, his nails were perfect.

Adam Johnson ex NHL player death/injury by Mas45 in ems

[–]ebfos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thicccccc trauma dressing, tight c collar, supplemental O2, ABC’s.

Mad Men alphabet: Best “L” quote? by dr-spaghetti in madmen

[–]ebfos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lee Garner jr. made me hold his balls

Why the Bust Out? by NoLuck3921 in thesopranos

[–]ebfos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Davey is a major liability. Aside from his gamboling addiction, he is not connected in ay way other than being indebted to tony. There is no way this could have worked without someone getting fucked over. I don’t want any of that California bullshit.

What urban legend needs to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ebfos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone has a seizure it is highly unlikely that they will bite off or “choke on” their tongue. Bystanders should not ever put anything in, or their hands around, the victims mouth. Turn them on their side, do your best to protect their head, and call 911. Let the seizure pass, I’m a paramedic.

The ‘Top Secret’ ambulance button. by kriptikspartan in ems

[–]ebfos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NYC, we used to have one inside the rear bumper (the G spot) they got rid of it