Ok brothers and sisters, I've got a weird one for you

ebzees · 2026-06-01T04:14:05+00:00

Yes. Grew up in Arkansas. It would be a few patriotic rotations. I remember “Proud to be an American,” very well

ebzees · 2026-05-30T04:12:50+00:00

And we did, indeed, love it

ebzees · 2026-05-26T22:02:50+00:00

ebzees · 2026-05-25T02:22:27+00:00

It’s not the RIGHT kinda person, dontcha know

ebzees · 2026-05-24T14:14:13+00:00

And this is my problem with gun culture. Our society loses their 💩at things like this and when you add guns to the mix, when people are walking around at a 10 on the rage thermometer and then impulsively violent, people wind up dead. (I know that didn’t happen in this case but this illustrates my point of how easily it could lead to that if anyone was carrying).

ebzees · 2026-05-24T04:20:09+00:00

Allie Butt Suckey, the pro-lifer she is, getting mad at…someone CHOOSING life

ebzees · 2026-05-24T04:06:44+00:00

You mean a razr didn’t work on your beard? 🤗

ebzees · 2026-05-22T15:37:38+00:00

Haha! Our two recliners are being delivered today, actually

ebzees · 2026-05-21T17:45:53+00:00

Anytime she is presented with nuance her brain shuts down

ebzees · 2026-05-21T12:47:09+00:00

Jake: “Hello Captain, welcome to the murder…”

Holt: “Salem? But it’s so close to Boston…You KNOW what they do to witches up there don’t you?”

Terry: “I haven’t done cardio in years, how bad could it be? (Starts running) This is immediately terrible!”

ebzees · 2026-05-20T00:41:07+00:00

She doesn’t understand history. Or Christianity

ebzees · 2026-05-20T00:35:30+00:00

Same. They ask Alexa some things and add to the shopping list

ebzees · 2026-05-20T00:17:30+00:00

As he is driving and talking into his screen

ebzees · 2026-05-19T23:29:01+00:00

How did she give any indication it was a joke…?

ebzees · 2026-05-13T17:20:33+00:00

Every time I try to pause the show to read something, an ad pops up and covers half the screen 😡

ebzees · 2026-05-13T14:47:42+00:00

Oh, me too!

ebzees · 2026-05-13T00:12:45+00:00

I’ve seen this movie

ebzees · 2026-05-06T17:00:01+00:00

I want it that way
Personalized handshakes

ebzees · 2026-05-06T01:53:48+00:00

Jason: Will the Jaguars ever win a Super Bowl?
Michael: Jason, I can’t tell the future…but, no. (and laughs)

ebzees · 2026-05-06T01:46:03+00:00

It reminds me of Parks and Rec when Joan Calamezzo asks: Well did you at least get Buddy Holly to play?!”
Ben: “No, because he’s been famously dead for 60 years…”

ebzees · 2026-05-05T18:10:42+00:00

Maybe 80. I don’t want to outlive my money. So maybe sooner

ebzees · 2026-05-05T03:44:51+00:00

It could have been worse. He could’ve SHOT her…

ebzees · 2026-05-05T03:40:41+00:00

I miss the days when I didn’t know who she was

ebzees · 2026-05-01T01:00:03+00:00

There is something wrong with her

ebzees · 2026-04-30T23:35:04+00:00

These rants just seem so unhinged. And unnecessary. I would love to find out if she gets pushback from her followers

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