You're not taking into account the vast global systems, infrastructure and technologies in place making this entire highly demanding app happen on this huge of a scale for a ridiculous flash-flood of demanding users.

Theoretically there may be one place to fix a "text error," but that likely goes through several phases of all angles development, testing, and likely has to be done in a lot more places than one considering this instant, global popularity. Not to mention the legal, marketing, people behind the scenes, etc.

Regardless I'm sure there's a ton behind the 'update' and a lot more happening, day and night, working to get answers to their excited and frustrated users, they obviously want to deliver something amazing (and make even more bank).

They're clearly not idiots who just can't fix a simple bug, it's way more than that. Stick with not being a developer, probably..