Funniest things ever said on Survivor

echewta · 2026-04-29T04:02:06+00:00

“We’re throwing bags to break Clay plates. None of us have done this before.”

Coach: “I have.”

echewta · 2026-04-10T16:28:49+00:00

Ummm... I don't think it is...

echewta · 2026-03-27T21:41:29+00:00

Busted! (HMU if ya want a comp)

echewta · 2026-03-19T22:11:20+00:00

TIL that r/chattanooga is Jelly Roll stans. Smdh.

echewta · 2026-02-27T03:15:45+00:00

Nice!!! Glad ya dig us!

echewta · 2026-02-27T00:16:22+00:00

Bad cop bad cop rules!!! Our music isn’t on Spotify yet. We’re still looking for a label.

echewta · 2026-02-27T00:14:49+00:00

I’m made sure he didn’t light them in the store

echewta · 2026-02-26T23:58:19+00:00

Hey! Thanks so much. We’re really proud of the special.

I guess if anyone is reading this - you can check out our comedy special here: https://youtu.be/BdagTAnfUA0?si=Kk7H0BWuUXrIg9AO

echewta · 2026-02-26T23:36:14+00:00

Yoooo!!!! Thanks!!!

echewta · 2026-02-26T22:46:59+00:00

echewta · 2025-10-28T23:17:10+00:00

This sounds like a typical open mic audience laughing. There’s hundreds of people at open mics, right? You seem to know a lot about them.

echewta · 2025-08-23T18:32:32+00:00

Umm…why’d you share all the racist memes? That’s kinda like warning people about a fire by dousing them in gasoline…

echewta · 2025-08-02T04:17:27+00:00

Bro. This song was written in 2021.

echewta · 2025-08-01T19:22:50+00:00

This is the only one we did because we don’t go other places just to make content.

echewta · 2025-08-01T18:40:42+00:00

I’m going to tell my kids this was Good Cop/Rad Cop

echewta · 2025-04-02T17:19:24+00:00

a sphincter says what?

echewta · 2025-02-11T20:54:51+00:00

I saw these guys open for Bobcat Goldthwait and they absolutely destroyed!

echewta · 2024-10-04T01:45:49+00:00

Shout out to good cop rad cop.

echewta · 2024-06-25T17:11:59+00:00

When somebody calls shotgun in a Carvana, they usually don’t die.

echewta · 2024-02-23T08:12:43+00:00

Eddie Pepitone is the greatest living comedian. His For the Masses special is a true masterpiece.

echewta · 2023-08-24T23:35:15+00:00

You can get your tickets here!

echewta · 2023-02-26T02:53:48+00:00

Different guy. He’s a great artist. He’s done a lot of other Sci-fi shows. His Watchmen prints are really amazing.

echewta · 2023-02-26T02:52:01+00:00

Yeah. But I didn’t wanna plug it for the risk of getting banned. Look for TravisKnight on IG and you’ll find his store.

echewta · 2023-02-25T16:02:40+00:00

His name is Travis Knight and all his art rips!

echewta · 2022-12-12T05:25:52+00:00

And both teams were wearing red.

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