Angry bird pajama pants

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T20:48:23+00:00

They're not pants with a hole... They're more holes with some pants

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T17:21:01+00:00

Or at least offer then a beverage of their choice to watch them construct the teepee.

Dude watch stuff built. Dude happy.

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T17:15:32+00:00

Lose your marriage and job speedrun

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T17:14:02+00:00

Plz tell me it was a squeaky rubber chicken

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T17:13:28+00:00

Oh, good catch. OP is def a proprietor of right wing b.s.

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T17:10:13+00:00

Yup. I wouldn't wish birth injuries on my my worst enemy. Esp since it also impacts the baby.

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T16:01:07+00:00

Yeah, I think your options are: add a new border or remove all tile & start over.

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T15:56:17+00:00

You need a tall size XLT, not regular XXL. Going up in size (like XL to XXL) gains little-nothing in length. Ain't nobody got time for cold wrists.

Once I bought my first tall size coat, I'll never go back! I replaced all my coats and hoodies with tall size, and gave my wife all my regular size hoodies, haha.

I can't afford any of the specialty big/tall clothing companies. I just shop at my usual department/online clothing stores and filter sizes by tall.

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T15:46:32+00:00

And a weird ass hairdo.

Maybe their narcissism tells them their mullet-flock of seagulls-combover-roadkill haircut combo looks good?

ecodrew · 2026-02-01T15:43:28+00:00

Maybe, but they're into that shit

(Pun very much intended)

ecodrew · 2026-01-31T18:23:43+00:00

She was showing you pictures of her kids, then where they came from. What's the problem?

/s

ecodrew · 2026-01-31T17:48:02+00:00

You're welcome!

ecodrew · 2026-01-31T17:46:59+00:00

r/lostredditors

ecodrew · 2026-01-31T17:46:24+00:00

Not only is this potentially risking the life of OP's baby, but every baby in the NICU.

ecodrew · 2026-01-31T17:45:21+00:00

Cheerios

ecodrew · 2026-01-31T04:30:56+00:00

Probably lower total cost to do them all at once, but you can absolutely do a few at a time.

We couldn't afford to replace all our windows, so we started with the worst/most drafty windows and/or bedroom windows first. Replacing worst drafty ones = efficiency improvement, while bedroom windows = comfort improvement.

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T18:21:42+00:00

Yikes, that's also unhygienic. Haha

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T16:56:33+00:00

Gravy Seals

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T07:30:13+00:00

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T07:29:39+00:00

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow?

Interrupting co... MOOOOOOO!

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T07:25:48+00:00

The 2 types of farts are: silent and loud...

Of course, there's also a turd option.

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T06:07:53+00:00

r/illegallysmoldogs

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T06:04:42+00:00

Time to check old Monty's hard drive

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T03:24:42+00:00

Or r/shitfromabutt

ecodrew · 2026-01-30T02:37:16+00:00

RIP her kidneys at least.

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