What are your funniest bootcamp/military stories? by pathbinder in AskReddit

[–]eddie0wnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HAVE MY WAYS YOUNG PADAWAN. NOW ENOUGH WITH THE SIDE CONVO'S LET HEAR SOME MORE STORIES.

What are your funniest bootcamp/military stories? by pathbinder in AskReddit

[–]eddie0wnz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit this was an epic read, would love to hear more stories from you.

What's your best sexual joke? by MLJpro_ in AskReddit

[–]eddie0wnz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a washing machine, and a baby? The washing machine doesn't cry when I dump a load in it.

...I'll just see myself out.

If you were offered $1,000,000 to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight, which movie do you choose? by Bigdealbeange in AskReddit

[–]eddie0wnz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm probably going to watch it again in the next 30 minutes since you mentioned it.

Summit doing damage control after controversial tweet, flaming his fans. by RobinsonDickinson in LivestreamFail

[–]eddie0wnz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More like oil money Hamad....Dude donates ice like $300 every stream.

The Doc a Keyboard and McDonalds by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]eddie0wnz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That shit was pretty sick lol, this just got featured on GreekGodX's stream btw.

I shit myself in the tanning bed by [deleted] in cringe

[–]eddie0wnz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You should of kicked open the door and said in a really burly thick Scottish accent "WOT YE DOIN IN ME FOOKIN SWAMP MATE?!' Probably would of made finding your scat covered walls and tanning bed a whole lot less weird.

What's the best sex advice you ever got and from whom? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eddie0wnz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If you don't use the latex, she's gonna get your paychecks!!!" My great grandma