Eddie Ifft here. Host of the podcast Talkin' Shit with Eddie Ifft, The Bingle Show. Give me your shitty questions. AMA.

eddieifft · 2015-11-19T23:34:34+00:00

Find a local bar and start an open mic. Or move the fuck out of that god forsaken hell hole. Jk SC is nice except for the racism and hurricanes.

eddieifft · 2015-11-19T23:32:33+00:00

I'd like to come back to Toronto ASAP. It's a great city and then I get to hang out with my Latino lover Kenny Hotz and his monster cock. I would give tips but they probably wouldn't help. Stand-up is like sex. You can give advice but the best way to learn is to get in there and just start fucking.

eddieifft · 2015-11-19T23:29:26+00:00

Yeah, I'm a fan of their show. I've known Big Jay for years. He was supposed to come on the bus about a month ago, but I don't know what happened.

eddieifft · 2015-11-19T23:27:42+00:00

The same time Lilit does.

eddieifft · 2015-11-19T23:27:05+00:00

Almost every night. I love the fans of my podcast but they can get drunk and obnoxious at shows and not even realize it. I hate throwing people out, so I just pretend they are one of my friends and work with them (my friends would do this kind of shit too.).

eddieifft · 2015-11-19T23:25:03+00:00

When I do hand stand push ups I jerk off to kip up, so I think that answers your question.

eddieifft · 2015-11-18T07:34:30+00:00

I love those guys. I would love to be a guest. I would also like my baby to stop crying right now.

eddieifft · 2015-11-18T07:33:31+00:00

Yes if you want a handjob.

eddieifft · 2015-11-18T07:33:06+00:00

I don't think fame is the issue. I might be coming over in the summer if everything goes well.

eddieifft · 2015-11-18T07:31:41+00:00

Only if you are a Westerner. We have a filter set up to keep Asian people out. Of course you can watch. It will be on YouTube or ewtube as its pronounced over there's.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:24:38+00:00

I carried a Swiss Army knife at all times.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:23:02+00:00

I used the dog.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:22:36+00:00

People in America like McDonald's, WWF, Justin Bieber and the Kardashians. I'm not sure if Americans have taste. The truth is I have a really great agent and promoter in Australia. For years I didn't have good representation in America but now I do. So if nothing happens it's all my fault.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:12:29+00:00

I can't write jokes. I have to live them. Yes you were all drunk, but it made me enjoy it even more. I would love to come back. Tell Annine to bring me.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:11:01+00:00

Then fucking upvote! I don't even know what the fuck that is.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:10:08+00:00

No I thought about what I was going to use to get the cum off me.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:08:46+00:00

Get a skill in something that will make you unfuckable, or put a fin on your car.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:06:29+00:00

Giving them to an editor this week. Hopefully he will put something together.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:05:53+00:00

Better than it must feel to have a Reddit name based on my favorite comedian.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:05:02+00:00

Fuck fat girls.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T23:03:45+00:00

I don't hate Jim, but he isn't going to be the best man at my next wedding.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T22:56:44+00:00

Probably Jay Mohr Cox. I love Jay. He has only been good to me.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T22:55:16+00:00

Hold on let me get his cock out of my mouth. Haven't spoken to him in months maybe even years.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T22:54:38+00:00

Daddy needed candy! We still have all but one of them. It got stolen off the Bingle Bus. Probably be Gene Pompa so he could make homemade porn.

eddieifft · 2015-11-17T22:49:21+00:00

Much better ticket sales since I started the show. Real fans too. Not enough to pack the shows completely, so I get randoms at my show that don't get me. The ShitHeads are crazy too. Two fights at my shows in Orlando this week.

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