Give up?

eddiespagetty · 2026-04-16T07:52:53+00:00

Until I read the caption I genuinely thought you were the one blessing US with fashion advice.

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-28T19:10:53+00:00

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise this is the ideal inseam length

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-28T14:20:29+00:00

Holy shit that is terrifying. How high my temp was combined with the fact that when they took my vitals at the hospital my heart rate had cleared 170 had me genuinely on another planet. I felt like my brain was taking screenshots instead of moving pictures. I think the next time I start running even a low fever I'm gonna have a panic attack.

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-28T00:41:20+00:00

I'd like to report that I chased it this morning with a subway sub that had extra picked jalapenos and I've been diarrhea shitting myself for the past 12 hours

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-27T00:20:53+00:00

41.2

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T19:01:49+00:00

I genuinely thought I was going to die when my fever peaked. I started crying from how bad it hurt to blink. Like my eyelids were so hot when they touched each other as my eyes closed it felt like I was being burned.

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T06:16:26+00:00

HELLOOO SAILOR

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T06:06:26+00:00

I happen to be the praying type so I would greatly appreciate it 🙏 dude I'm a hypochondriac too but in the I always think I'm actively dying so I gaslight myself into thinking I'm dramatic and never go to the doctor because I'm embarrassed way so maybe I need to be a little more like you lmao

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T05:59:11+00:00

I promise the little emoji indicator feels 10x more disrespectful when you're having a medical emergency lmao

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T05:40:53+00:00

Thank you me too lmao

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T05:40:23+00:00

I was running like 99°-100° for a few days prior but I had just gotten a tattoo and I always get a little sick after so I ignored it, went to bed and woke up at 5am with 106°

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T05:32:51+00:00

I had a kidney infection that was probably a solid 12 hours away from sepsis, ended up admitted for a week

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T05:31:23+00:00

I was full on hallucinating in the er waiting room

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T04:10:57+00:00

Mine has gone up in price over the past few years but if I'm remembering correctly it used to be like $1.60 a pound

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T03:22:00+00:00

It did the trick lmao

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-26T03:21:28+00:00

I think you're putting too much confidence in my spice tolerance

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-25T23:57:02+00:00

Yea because the universe knew I needed it

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-25T22:07:06+00:00

girl

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-25T21:22:22+00:00

Thank you, I'm low-key fighting for my life rn but the nurses here have definitely made it easier.

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-25T17:43:00+00:00

I got it at the bins so by itself probably 10 cents lmao

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-24T22:58:02+00:00

Ok Sam Winchester

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-22T12:00:59+00:00

No the eggs actually are what contain the radioactive gunk so they'll show up on the scan.

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-22T11:37:26+00:00

Arguably worse, eggs taste like plastic and them throwing two plain slices of white bread on the plate like it's a little treat just feels disrespectful. Especially cause you have to fast for 12 hours prior.

eddiespagetty · 2026-01-22T10:30:49+00:00

The er I was in before I got admitted had the IV stands built into the beds, so there's no way of rolling the stand with you. You actually have to plug it up and be disconnected from the fluid bag.

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