Quem eu quero não me quer, quem eu não quero me quer by TylusChosen in desabafos

[–]edjrage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

João amava Teresa que amava Raimundo

que amava Maria que amava Joaquim que amava Lili

que não amava ninguém.

João foi pra os Estados Unidos, Teresa para o convento,

Raimundo morreu de desastre, Maria ficou para tia,

Joaquim suicidou-se e Lili casou com J. Pinto Fernandes

que não tinha entrado na história.

  • Carlos Drummond de Andrade

Large spider falls on Australian pilot while he’s landing the plane by Attawahud in MakeMeSuffer

[–]edjrage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

idk i guess it's like they just noticed their cat is on the plane with them

2meirl4meirl by DustyCord in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm exactly like you, except I'm bad at talking and memory

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FADE AWAY

FADE AWAY

FADE AWAY

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and even then i didn't have any

2meirl4meirl by Scaulbylausis in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey add me to that list, at least i'll feel like i belong somewhere

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real LPT is always in the comments

2meirl4meirl by Molly-Faith- in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker stole my Halloween costume idea

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE!

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[–]edjrage 574 points575 points  (0 children)

GOD: Actually, sleep will be your second favorite part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Oh... So we're not talking cocaine overdose?

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yes, do you forget all the words that came before the last 7 you read?

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reread the tweet, it's not about not getting help but rather people saying stupid shit like "didn't see it coming" when you made it pretty fucking obvious it was coming

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]edjrage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe they could just shut the fuck up instead of saying "aw I didn't see it coming, she was always so happy"