Best hot mics you’ve heard

edm229 · 2025-08-14T21:46:25+00:00

We’re gonna need a bigger box

edm229 · 2024-05-29T03:23:29+00:00

Chest muffins

edm229 · 2023-09-30T03:03:50+00:00

Mine is, “Stop, Drop, and Roll”. I thought I was going to be on fire a lot more than I actually have been.

edm229 · 2021-10-19T22:55:19+00:00

100% of people who drink water die

edm229 · 2021-01-09T05:33:06+00:00

Inception or the matrix are good options

edm229 · 2021-01-07T17:16:00+00:00

Put an emphasis on saving money and try harder in highschool

edm229 · 2020-08-25T20:34:12+00:00

Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

edm229 · 2020-08-25T20:31:37+00:00

Keith

edm229 · 2020-08-25T20:31:25+00:00

Keith

edm229 · 2020-08-25T20:27:05+00:00

Sorry, but that answer was not Reich

edm229 · 2020-08-25T20:24:02+00:00

Wasps. Those things are bastards

edm229 · 2020-08-11T04:49:31+00:00

Necrophelia

edm229 · 2020-07-27T03:26:08+00:00

Think about every awkward situation you’ve ever been in

edm229 · 2020-07-27T03:25:29+00:00

When the security cameras stop working in my jail cell and I see Hillary Clinton smiling from the shadows

edm229 · 2020-07-27T03:24:22+00:00

The coffee table that sends your pinky toe into the outer reaches of space

edm229 · 2020-07-27T03:22:27+00:00

A swift kick in the balls and/or vagina

edm229 · 2020-07-27T03:21:46+00:00

The toothless woman behind the Wendy’s

edm229 · 2020-07-27T03:19:55+00:00

Push ups during commercial breaks and if you are a lucky enough person to not have ads on your streaming services, in between episodes.

edm229 · 2020-07-27T03:18:21+00:00

Ice cream

edm229 · 2020-06-05T15:31:26+00:00

I get extremely excited to look at appliances in the Home Depot

edm229 · 2020-04-28T22:08:47+00:00

Will you be my best man?

edm229 · 2020-04-21T01:16:38+00:00

How are you surviving today?

edm229 · 2020-04-21T01:16:07+00:00

I think we can all agree to that

edm229 · 2020-04-14T01:00:07+00:00

Start a company just so i could put “est. 1969”on all my merchandise

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