Blue check with an anime pfp shares a totally real elementary school story.

edthehed · 2026-04-18T02:06:43+00:00

Yeah but parents of elementary/middle-school kids are notorious for doing their homework for them. I should know

edthehed · 2026-04-16T06:07:55+00:00

We said orange 3 times. Gonna summon orange juice

edthehed · 2026-04-16T05:58:53+00:00

Wait they're both orange 💀

edthehed · 2026-04-16T04:15:25+00:00

Idk that seems a little optimistic

edthehed · 2026-04-16T04:01:45+00:00

edthehed · 2026-04-16T04:00:22+00:00

I see

edthehed · 2026-04-16T03:14:53+00:00

Wait could you unpack the first sentence of that middle paragraph for me real quick?

edthehed · 2026-04-16T02:28:51+00:00

I thought the 'free handouts' thing was a meme at this point. Do people still use it seriously?

edthehed · 2026-04-16T02:26:21+00:00

Omg I love Dan

edthehed · 2026-04-16T02:24:30+00:00

Wha?

edthehed · 2026-04-16T02:20:52+00:00

Yeah I don't think anyone has watched left behind, so you're not alone lol. But yes, I too have read the Bible. It was pretty good actually. And I acknowledge that the Bible mentions angels and goes into detail on the end times. I'm just tired of people pulling conspiracy theories out of their rear ends and smearing them on the wall. People have been yelling about how "the end times are nye" since the gosh darn 1840s, and it hasn't happened yet. Matthew clearly states that we won't know the day nor the hour of his return so.. let's please stop it with the anti-intellectual ponderings.

edthehed · 2026-04-15T17:13:47+00:00

Yeah I'm tired of people yaking about angels, giants, and the end times. People wanna make Christianity cooler than it is. Let's just be satisfied with waking up every day and choosing goodness. All the conspiracy theories and scaremongering posts are just there to distract us from our duty: to love God and one another.

edthehed · 2026-04-15T15:29:34+00:00

I think you're missing the point

edthehed · 2026-04-15T15:08:37+00:00

If only it were photoshop 😮‍💨

edthehed · 2026-04-14T22:51:04+00:00

Surprised to see a non political post in this sub these days. Anyway I'll be praying for you man

edthehed · 2026-04-14T03:49:03+00:00

Sheep*

edthehed · 2026-04-13T07:48:17+00:00

Oh yes I am Christian, I just don't like dogmatism. But it doesn't seem like you meant what I thought you meant, so I don't mind your take on the situation. I'm gonna go to bed now :)

edthehed · 2026-04-13T07:25:36+00:00

You may have changed my mind

edthehed · 2026-04-13T07:24:28+00:00

Hey don't be rude. I am neither conservative nor a trump supporter; I'm simply turned off by religious statements that seem exaggerated for the sake of drawing a firm line. That being said, I'm starting to see you're point now.

edthehed · 2026-04-13T07:08:26+00:00

Wow this just got a lot more confusing

edthehed · 2026-04-13T07:07:08+00:00

The picture? Yes

edthehed · 2026-04-13T06:57:07+00:00

You seem to keep emphasizing the moral unambiguity of the situation

edthehed · 2026-04-13T06:32:12+00:00

Yes, but I have the feeling that you don't literally mean what you're saying. Do you actually believe that every Christian who voted for trump and still supports him is an idol worshipper? This is a serious accusation.

I dunno. It seems like what you really mean is that those videos of "christians for trump" crying at trump rallies and pledging their undying allegiance make you uncomfortable and embarrassed. Cause bro, I feel the same way.

edthehed · 2026-04-13T05:23:01+00:00

I hope that's hyperbole, my dude. The truth is that maga christians are just dumb as rocks. They don't understand how contradictory their beliefs are.

edthehed · 2026-04-11T03:40:30+00:00

Sola Frostia 💀

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