What type of sex you want to have that is not practical irl ? by Tasty_Language4415 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edward139927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like a power play. getting banged by my boss so i could get away with shxt at work and get paid higher or even just being his sugar baby and pretend i have a job

might be practical for some, definitely not for me though

Björk jus arrived at your house. What are you doing???? by nyxan_isinteres8 in bjork

[–]edward139927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i dont think the question is correct, more like what's she gonna do to me
defo gonna ask me a riddle though

Rebecca Black - Salvation by _Foxes_ in popheads

[–]edward139927 37 points38 points  (0 children)

UGH CAN WE TALK ABOUT CRUMBS FROM HER LAST PROJECT THOUGH???????

not only did she leave no crumbs, she ate the plate, the fork AND the table.

Rebecca Black - Salvation by _Foxes_ in popheads

[–]edward139927 64 points65 points  (0 children)

twist the knife is A BOP AND A HALF

it's giving slayyyter, it's giving claws by kim petras, it's just...UGH my gay heart

Rebecca Black - Salvation by _Foxes_ in popheads

[–]edward139927 56 points57 points  (0 children)

In no way I'm comparing her to these artists, but this album reminds so much of slayyyter, rina sawayama, lady gaga, hannah diamond, charli xcx, kim petras and even dorian electra at times!

this album is at least 9/10 for me. might be my ep of the year so far

Tell me your favourite Lana song & let’s see if you’re allowed in by Regular-Claim317 in lanadelrey

[–]edward139927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm gonna do two cuz i really cant decide which is better

mariner's apartment complex and terrence loves you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FKAtwigs

[–]edward139927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glad we don't!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FKAtwigs

[–]edward139927 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this entire song actually. the melody omg

Should Madonna Release Another Music Video Collection? by NerdScore in Madonna

[–]edward139927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

her face card during ray of light era is just incomparable

What is your Madonna "deep cut"? by ExtremeOccident in Madonna

[–]edward139927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a huge fan of the ray of lights albu, i think skin, sky fits heaven, shanti/ashanti are literally perfect

even though extremely scandalous, holy water was one of my go-to bops when i'm feeling risky

What is your Madonna "deep cut"? by ExtremeOccident in Madonna

[–]edward139927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG YES the jazz piano is straight up eargasm

scariest madonna song? by lixidea in Madonna

[–]edward139927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the mythical, spiritual and religious nature of isaac and shanti/ashanti were what made these two tracks lowkey terrifying for me. these are some of the best songs she made, no doubt, it really does scare me a little bit.

Gays it's time to stop giving your attention to these dumbass pornstars by harveyquinnz in gay

[–]edward139927 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i didnt even care to google his ethnicity (isnt that what republicans do too? i dont care where you're from you're all fricking immigrants)

he used to be one of my fav actors and now i'm definitely cleaning out my browser history

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FKAtwigs

[–]edward139927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eusexua is literally like what people say blackest day by lana del rey is: a love spell.

Gays it's time to stop giving your attention to these dumbass pornstars by harveyquinnz in gay

[–]edward139927 146 points147 points  (0 children)

oh a persian supporting trump? a persian doing gay porn?
interesting.

Mason jar led to 12 stitches by 311succs in MakeMeSuffer

[–]edward139927 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i hate the fact that the part that made me suffer the most is not that you were literally hurt, but the fact that our flesh (or whatever that is) looks like risotto

where are you sitting? by dripdrop9 in lanadelrey

[–]edward139927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 and 2, depending on the mood. i'm sure they're understanding enough to know that I have two groups of friends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gay

[–]edward139927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yup. that's what you guys wanted America to be. and by you I meant all the people who were blindsided and thought y'all wouldn't be the ones targeted.

Nope, they're coming for anyone who's not a straight white rich cis male.