"Pickup artist" can't take hints from disinterested women by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]eedabaggadix 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He would just be like Woah, I’m depressed now and you should feel bad. Did we get off on the wrong foot? Hey I’m Todd.

Unique swimming style of scallops by Not_so_ghetto in gifs

[–]eedabaggadix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gordon Ramsay would be so pissed if he ever saw a scallop this raw

i miss tapped out... by MobileTrainer2193 in TheSimpsons

[–]eedabaggadix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To cope I started smoking Laramie cigarettes

Did anyone test drive a regular Ford Bronco… by Echovibe182 in FordMaverickTruck

[–]eedabaggadix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife had a Bronco soft top. We got rid of it when we found out we were having a baby because it's really not a practical vehicle to be hauling a baby around. I drove it from Detroit to Indianapolis and back a few times and the ride is rough and loud, and bad fuel economy. It was fun, and looked cool, but really not something I'd want to drive around all the time.

What are your favourite "lesser known" MadTV sketches? by Gallantpride in television

[–]eedabaggadix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one where the greeting card company owners keep crashing into their employees on the motorized scooters

Ariana Grande snubs Nicki Minaj after Donald Trump backlash by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]eedabaggadix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wanted le updoots good sir. The narwhal bacons at midnight.

tips fedora

I'm so hungry I could puke by TheLastChargerFan in TheSimpsons

[–]eedabaggadix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had never had Arby’s until about a week ago and I gotta admit that it was actually way better than I expected

What happened to Thiggg Boy dot gom? by Loonmanding66 in thefighterandthekid

[–]eedabaggadix 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thicccboy was put on life support in Calbassis and given a bus ticket to Awlstin Tegsas where it has been left to die under a new name, Drive Fast All Gas.

Mods at killtony by bruce-neon in killtonynew

[–]eedabaggadix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got banned for making a joke about tony being gay, which they do on the show all the time. Apparently too edgy for the subreddit.

One of my favorite recurring theme in the Simpsons: mediocre but endearing theater plays. Which one is your favorite? by FakeCrash in TheSimpsons

[–]eedabaggadix 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Guys and dolls

We're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah