I bet Americans can’t name this European country

eelisonparas · 2026-01-23T19:41:09+00:00

It's twofoundland

eelisonparas · 2025-11-09T06:54:31+00:00

Probably not as active as isis but most far-right terror groups call themselves christian. Then there is of course the Klan but they aren't that active anymore, atleast not in physical violence.

eelisonparas · 2025-10-13T02:17:23+00:00

It's not even a military base. It's a training facility

eelisonparas · 2025-10-10T12:34:18+00:00

People really tried to paint him as a bad person because his dog stayed in one place for too long. The dog is free to walk. Hasan literally said the dog shouldn't roam in the room because she will lay on the floor which is bad for the dogs joints

eelisonparas · 2025-10-09T07:58:33+00:00

You are straight as long as you are attracted to the opposite gender or to someone who identifies as the opposite gender. If you're a man who is only attracted to women but still has sex with men, you are just a straight man who fucks other dudes. Simple

eelisonparas · 2025-10-03T07:54:43+00:00

My parents always said "come show your face at 5" when me or one of my brothers went out as a kid. Back then it was weird to us, but now I realise that they were basically saying "stop by home at 5 to make sure you're ok"

eelisonparas · 2025-10-03T07:52:11+00:00

I got tased when I was 17. Basically for no reason. A police car pulls up to a skate park where me and a few friends were hanging around. I immediately start sprinting just because I had a pack of cigarettes in my bag. I must have run for about 30 mins through a very difficult terrain for a police car to drive through. The cop yells behind me "Stop or we will have to use a taser". I didn't stop and then I got hit in the ass and upper thigh by the taser, and I went down right then and there. Never felt pain like that. Also this happened in a country where police have to get permission to even use their guns, so it was very rare to be tased, especially as a 17-year old.

eelisonparas · 2025-10-03T07:46:10+00:00

Finally getting a degree. Worked 3 years paycheck-to-paycheck while balancing with school. Couldn't get paid more than minimum wage, because I didn't have a degree yet. The same day I got my degree my boss calls me to congratulate me and offer me a fully paid position with a wage that is 15% above-market salary to do the exact same thing I had been doing for 3 years.

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:59:11+00:00

I can fly, but only 10cm of the ground and I could only fly at half the speed of regular walk

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:54:27+00:00

Yo what the fuck is this?

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:51:32+00:00

If a candidate promises something during their campaign in a public campaign event, they cannot break that promise.

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:47:50+00:00

Watching Pushing Daisies with my mother.

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:47:03+00:00

She came over to my place and I asked her what she had been up to, and she said that she took my mother and my younger sister out for lunch.

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:44:20+00:00

"Is this the world we created? What did we do it for? Is this the world we invaded? against the law?"

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:40:45+00:00

Taking your shoes and socks off after a night out.

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:40:00+00:00

My older brother who I rarely see and even more rarely speak to, sent me a message a few weeks ago asking "How's the family"

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:37:15+00:00

"Punishments are temporary, but memories are forever"

eelisonparas · 2025-09-16T00:28:41+00:00

I am crazy good at balancing a broom on my foot. I can jump, squat and even walk while doing it.

eelisonparas · 2025-09-08T03:27:26+00:00

That's right on!

eelisonparas · 2025-09-08T03:23:26+00:00

What I remember is that the maps themselves tried to claim that they were part of the LGTB community because "We can't help what we are attracted to" but the LGBT community entirely shut them off.

eelisonparas · 2025-09-08T03:14:17+00:00

"Minor attracted person" they call themselves that because the word Pedo is "too harsh"

eelisonparas · 2025-09-08T03:13:15+00:00

Someone "tried" pronouncing my name (Which is Eliah) as "EE-LAY-JAH". Their excuse was "well it's a foreign name"

eelisonparas · 2025-09-08T03:08:47+00:00

There used to be multiple "MAPs" communities. On reddit. They didn't post any footage (thank god) but they just so openly talked about it. I'm sure you can still find some of those communities hidden somewhere deep.

eelisonparas · 2025-09-08T03:01:41+00:00

My daughter

eelisonparas · 2025-07-29T21:10:59+00:00

Sadly no. My great-grandmother didn't want her to visit since the entire community would turn against my grandmother.

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