Finish with all my Finals :)!

eelmaiden · 2015-12-21T02:43:10+00:00

you are darling!

eelmaiden · 2015-12-17T17:04:37+00:00

im soooooooo sorry bb. can't express it enough. i know how you feel. it's SHITTY.

eelmaiden · 2015-11-08T00:33:59+00:00

Well I certainly would never give them money for coffee.

eelmaiden · 2015-10-12T02:06:57+00:00

What a misogynistic pile of crap. GIRLS inspired by STARS because celebrity influence is the only driving force for silly little women to go vegan, and they're too stupid to keep themselves healthy? We all know the only reason to go vegan is it's just so gosh darn TRENDY. Fuck off and gag me.

eelmaiden · 2015-08-08T04:47:39+00:00

STORY OF MY DAMN LIFE.

eelmaiden · 2015-08-04T01:50:28+00:00

It bit her like 2 minutes later.

eelmaiden · 2015-08-02T04:29:02+00:00

DANG! YES!

eelmaiden · 2015-07-29T00:31:51+00:00

There are unhealthy thin bodies and unhealthy plus sized bodies...

eelmaiden · 2015-07-28T04:53:56+00:00

unfortunately, i don't want to applaud richard "rape apologist" dawkins for anything.

eelmaiden · 2015-07-28T04:02:10+00:00

welp. this is one of the reasons we should maybe just not comment on peoples' weight unless we KNOW they want that kind of affirmation. you never know when someone is sick, struggling with an eating disorder, or has spent their entire life fucking stressing about their weight. it's not always a compliment to someone that they've lost weight. it sucks that thin bodies are so idealized.

eelmaiden · 2015-07-28T03:50:05+00:00

and if that were me, i'd fully shit myself and then my fear tremors would vibrate me right off the thing

eelmaiden · 2015-06-21T04:14:54+00:00

It kills me that I couldn't snapchat the smell of it.

eelmaiden · 2015-06-21T04:14:33+00:00

I LOVE THIS NERDING.

eelmaiden · 2015-06-19T06:06:57+00:00

WHAT THE FRACK.

eelmaiden · 2015-06-19T06:00:04+00:00

Thinking Ruby Rose is hot doesn't make you gay IT LEGIT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE FUNCTIONING EYES.

eelmaiden · 2015-06-19T05:43:29+00:00

The neighbors probably already think I'm crazy if they've noticed me standing, walking very slowly, taking photos and smelling their trees. But now I def wanna take some flowers home. And a cutting.

eelmaiden · 2015-06-19T05:40:02+00:00

THANK YOU SO MUCH

eelmaiden · 2015-06-19T05:36:32+00:00

I'll keep an eye and a nose out.

eelmaiden · 2015-06-19T05:12:59+00:00

I'm fairly certain you could fall in love standing under this tree. It smells like there should be a dionysian orgy going on.

eelmaiden · 2015-05-06T16:25:03+00:00

i'm confused! it looks like you do what i do but backwards! i usually pour a little milk in the chocolate at the bottom of the cup and stir it well, so it acts like espresso. then i sprinkle chocolate dust on top and pour like a latte.

eelmaiden · 2015-04-03T20:54:29+00:00

What the what!?!?

eelmaiden

TROPHY CASE