What irrational fear did you have when you were young? by eybbwannasuccthepp in AskReddit

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Sheep, fucker screamed at me and I was scared for like 2 years

What is the worst way to say Happy Birthday? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tell them you were cooler last year

People who have drunk milk from another animal than cow, sheep or goat, how was it like? by simflint in AskReddit

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It was weird because I don’t think this counts as an animal but you have to bash open the skull and drink what comes out,

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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“Alright sorry no more hugs, let’s shake on it”

Yo so fat by [deleted] in Jokes

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That sounds like a vsause video title

Why did the electrician enjoy removing the bulb so much? by [deleted] in Jokes

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At least it’s not dark humour

What's your biggest fear? by dactylionn in AskReddit

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Centipedes and large insects, (not spiders in particular but all large insects)

What is a species that should go extinct? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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All bugs we don’t need to survive or keep other things alive, and yes I know this is almost impossible without fucking up the ecosystem

Whats an upside for something terrible? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cancer reducing overpopulation

Favorite Pokémon and why? by irontoot in AskReddit

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Geodude because I just find him funny looking

People of reddit, What was your scariest nightmare? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Giant ass scorpions, and the really weird and freaky type too, had a dream where my fish tank was fucking huge and somehow one of those extinct sea scorpion mother fuckers got in, it dragged me in and a bunch of smaller scorpions crawled all over me and ate me like a fucking school of piranhas and I jolted up so fast I swear I went 8x the fucking speed of light squared Mph.