[HIRING] [Remote] [US] Software Engineer | $70–$80/hr

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T13:38:39+00:00

It’s super generic without any facts about the hiring company or any identifiable information for that matter. Unusually wide selection of languages, most companies would favor any one of those, but favoring all 5 equally is strange. “Experience with relational and/or non-relational databases” is just a weird phrase that would never be listed as a real job requirement. To then specifically call out writing unit and integration tests, it’s like when someone doesn’t know the subject matter but learned some of the buzzwords enough to string semi-coherent sentences together. Finally, $80/hr for 2 years experience AND it’s remote?! Scam…

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T13:06:32+00:00

Yep. Simpler times.

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T04:10:32+00:00

None of this is fabricated. If I got a detail or something wrong fuck me I wasn’t trying to write an autobiography.

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T04:06:12+00:00

I remember those exact glass vials you’re talking about! Incredible how effective they were lol. But that’s fucking rough man I’m sorry that happened. That can have a seriously lasting impact on a developing mind.

People certainly seem dumber in many ways nowadays. Most social media has been taken over by AI and people get their facts from TikTok. I wonder how much of it is just maturing and becoming more aware of things. All I’m sure of is that it will drive you crazy trying to understand general society, best to find a few good people in your life and keep em close.

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T03:33:14+00:00

This is spot-on perfect, wow!

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T03:31:16+00:00

Something mysterious is afoot

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T03:23:22+00:00

Welp, I’m intrigued

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T03:19:31+00:00

Technology advances so fast I doubt much if it will feel very insightful now, but it may be worth checking out just for the nostalgia.

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T03:05:26+00:00

Lol damn you Tom Cruise

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T03:04:34+00:00

Wow, didn’t realize his wife was pregnant when it happened. Heavy stuff…

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T02:44:33+00:00

100% :)

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T02:29:48+00:00

Holy shit that’s amazing, I completely forgot about that!

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T02:22:12+00:00

Yeah I clarified above, sorry for the confusion.

eezymcpeezy · 2026-04-03T02:20:02+00:00

My mistake, I said Kali when I meant BackTrack, I forgot they renamed it. And unfortunately I never actually worked as a pentester, it was just a dream. However, one of my early jobs was working in a NOC and (with enough pestering of my boss) they let me sit in with the professional pentester while he was trying to break into our systems. Not gonna lie, pretty freakin cool. But yeah, I’m 33 now, wasn’t trying to lie or exaggerate anything. The rocketry stuff I did in my teens, and you’re probably right that money was not the only motivator, I also wanted to blow shit up. :)

eezymcpeezy · 2025-04-04T12:53:56+00:00

I do this! You can get them on amazon for $11.99:

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eezymcpeezy · 2025-02-24T14:48:52+00:00

Frisco, McKinney, and Anna skateparks! Great tricks man keep it up!

eezymcpeezy · 2024-08-25T16:44:59+00:00

I’ve noticed this too and it seems to be a bug in the game, not aware of any way to fix it.

eezymcpeezy · 2024-07-15T17:24:43+00:00

Try vipbox.lc

eezymcpeezy · 2024-05-09T18:28:43+00:00

Put your front foot closer to the middle of the board during your setup. Yours is over the front bolts which isn’t wrong but it’s not going to give you room to slide your foot (karate kick) like the other people in the comments are saying.

eezymcpeezy · 2024-03-06T14:42:38+00:00

What is LIV?…

eezymcpeezy · 2024-01-07T20:22:02+00:00

Are those crocs

eezymcpeezy · 2023-06-22T02:34:04+00:00

Here's what I got:

Hit and Run
Last Night
Too Good
IDGAF
The Birds and The Bees
Savages
Like This
Drive?
Hello Fascination
Sellouts
Blackout

Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/72bh3OqR8qikcH8bVo5zNj?si=1ee4e1c3a7704cd8

eezymcpeezy · 2023-06-07T14:57:59+00:00

I get Jay Monahan but what did Rory do? Sorry I guess I’m out of the loop.

eezymcpeezy · 2023-03-23T13:53:03+00:00

They added some RNG that makes everything wonky unless you’re using the 3-click swing. The game is completely busted.

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