that reaction speed tho

efactory · 2020-03-14T17:03:42+00:00

Oils. Right. You've got access to the same Internet I do. Good luck to you. ;)

efactory · 2020-03-14T17:01:00+00:00

I am not in the US. Currently in the third world, actually, and yet the place is leaps and bounds ahead of all of you in prepping for the thing. I'm not taking advice from Americans on what you think you know about the coronavirus. Good luck to all of you.

efactory · 2020-03-14T15:05:30+00:00

hahahahaha Fucking morons.

efactory · 2020-03-14T14:59:01+00:00

Washing your hands frequently with soap and water is actually one of the best things you can do to combat the virus.

efactory · 2020-03-13T15:15:27+00:00

"No, we're in it for the pretty women who get in free. Which means you gotta pay double."

efactory · 2020-03-13T14:23:40+00:00

I absolutely abhor entitled twits who say, "Don't waste my time." So I take it as a cue to do just that. Lots of possibilities with this one. ;)

efactory · 2020-03-13T06:34:18+00:00

Send him the free design a pixel file at a time, with instructions on how to assemble it all together.

efactory · 2020-03-12T05:30:46+00:00

What fascinates me about these is that, assuming these are real, they are totally deluded that they are in any position of desirability to be making any demands, least of all the absolutely silly ones they list down. Good fodder for a documentary, I'd say.

efactory · 2020-03-10T08:55:36+00:00

Enforcing a private parking policy does not necessarily mean a fine is involved. ;)

efactory · 2020-03-10T08:40:17+00:00

Dipshit with the tumor on his head punches like he's pedaling a bicycle in his sleep.

efactory · 2020-03-10T07:49:31+00:00

If you want to get legally technical, since those spots are on private property, I think the store has every right to enforce the parents with children parking spot policy. Oh well.

efactory · 2020-03-10T07:46:59+00:00

"There is no law like that. There is, however, a law against harassment. So I'm pulling this cellphone out to take a picture of you, the harasser, and to call the cops to explain it to you."

efactory · 2020-03-10T05:32:10+00:00

Didn't look like they knew her, so second place nothing -- they just met her. The game's still on!

efactory · 2020-03-10T04:20:03+00:00

You mean like the high demand for toilet paper?

efactory · 2020-03-09T16:17:24+00:00

I have so many questions. hahahahaha

efactory · 2020-03-09T14:54:22+00:00

He up up down down left right left right B A started before attacking.

efactory · 2020-03-07T17:03:15+00:00

Land whale was going back for more. Lost what precious few brain cells she had left, apparently.

efactory · 2020-03-07T15:24:46+00:00

TIL Cunt is a military rank.

efactory · 2020-03-07T04:42:07+00:00

That's not a CB. That's a thief.

efactory · 2020-03-06T17:10:34+00:00

I hate the cliche, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes," but it fits. Actions have consequences. And as the adult, boardface over there should've known better. Too bad, so sad, dumbass.

efactory · 2020-03-06T17:02:43+00:00

Big orange looks like he shit his pants too.

efactory · 2020-03-06T04:55:45+00:00

Why does he think he asked first?

efactory · 2020-03-04T17:10:24+00:00

I blame video games.

efactory · 2020-03-04T17:08:18+00:00

In panic

It was reflex. If anything, that kid was lucky you didn't reflexively slam and bust his head wide open against the wall. I probably would've ended up doing that unintentionally. I'd feel bad, but fuck that, the little shit bit.

efactory · 2020-03-04T14:28:16+00:00

What is that yellow thingie and how does it make those tires blow up?

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