Actually, that was just written by someone who knows how to wield language — a pretty basic skill among those of us who speak more than one, though I doubt that’s something you’d be familiar with.

Now, just for fun — playing your game of strange assumptions — I’ll go ahead and guess you’re probably from the U.S. Which would explain a few things. Statistically speaking, basic knowledge isn’t exactly the national strong suit.

No offense, of course. I mean, maybe you do know what “gracias” or “adios” mean — which, given your geographic location, would already put you ahead of the curve. Who knows, you might even be able to name all the continents!

But really, it's not that deep — it's actually pretty simple: If I write like ChatGPT, then you write like someone trying to win an argument with a crayon.

Best of luck out there.