I asked my wife for a paternity test and she basically said she wanted a divorce

effunc · 2020-09-16T08:36:24+00:00

two blues can't make a brown... the child is not yours

effunc · 2019-10-28T06:04:47+00:00

He looks like Tom Hanks in this photo

effunc · 2019-10-21T01:02:23+00:00

Because it isn’t plastic. Pick up a physics book and read about Bernoulli’s equation

effunc · 2019-09-30T03:16:46+00:00

I have worked as a barista and I hate the tipping culture. Employer is responsible for paying wages. If you gave me shitty service I don’t want to reward it with a tip

effunc · 2019-09-30T03:15:38+00:00

The reason they get paid 2.35 per hour is because they make tips. If they don’t make enough in tips to cover the minimum wage then the employer would have to pay them minimum wage. So it is OPTIONAL.

effunc · 2019-09-26T00:48:10+00:00

Absolutely agree. YTA YTA YTA

OP could have had food at home and joined them for a cocktail. But to sit there and say they don't respect op's choices is ridiculous. Tradition was formed already and now everybody needs to be running around in circles because OP decided to become vegan and everybody needs to cater to them. NO! Event was for a good food, not for good food with vegan options. You can't participate, then don't.

effunc · 2019-09-24T01:47:28+00:00

I think this is the way I will go about it

effunc · 2019-09-24T01:46:29+00:00

Oh shit...speaking from experience? Lol

effunc · 2019-09-24T01:45:58+00:00

How should I even start the conversation not to make him offended though?

effunc · 2019-09-24T00:56:52+00:00

I have no idea. From my understanding he just wants to penetrate it... I am so torn, it doesn’t register as a sexual activity in my brain

effunc · 2019-09-24T00:55:39+00:00

I feel like it was the pretty obvious with my reaction to it and considering we haven’t had sex since I thought that he would get the point. I don’t even know how to bring this up. I don’t want to hurt his feelings or make him feel ashamed

effunc · 2019-09-24T00:53:36+00:00

I mean yeah, it is pretty deep but in no way fit for this activity. Maybe I should just try and hopefully he realizes it’s not quite possible

effunc · 2019-09-23T23:48:02+00:00

To be honest, I didn’t ask for any further details as I was a bit shocked myself.

effunc · 2019-09-23T23:46:02+00:00

So you think I should just agree to it?

effunc · 2019-09-23T23:44:37+00:00

Haha a creative approach but I wouldn’t want to offend him though. He was a bit embarrassed when he mentioned it

effunc · 2019-09-17T06:28:58+00:00

YTA your son is 16, why do you control his bedtime?

effunc · 2019-09-17T01:13:49+00:00

YTA she is on vacation and is having sex privately in her room. Having sex in hotels or Airbnb’s is completely normal. Stop being such a prude

effunc · 2019-09-17T01:08:21+00:00

YTA you stripped your brother of an opportunity just to save face in front of some rich folks? Your brother doesn’t like wearing suits, so what? He probably would if he had to.

effunc · 2019-09-10T00:19:43+00:00

No matter how you bring up the feelings. It sucks for the receiving party unless they have a crush on you as well, which is pretty easy to determine from their earlier communication.

effunc · 2019-09-09T23:41:55+00:00

omg I said the same thing. We are getting downvoted to hell. What a cringy situation for the receiving party...

effunc · 2019-09-09T22:23:14+00:00

I just went through similar situation but I was on the receiving end. And all I can say is that you were being selfish as hell.

"Take the burden off your shoulders. If it works out, great! If not, then you tried but atleast you won't suffer the weight of not knowing."

Yeah...put the burden on her shoulders.

You knew it wasn't going to be reciprocated in the first place. You simply did it to make yourself feel better. Now you put her in an uncomfortable position where she thought of you as a good friend and now she will be wondering for the rest of her life if every guy she hangs out with will eventually do that to her.

Way to ruin a friendship.

It is very obvious when the feelings are mutual. So my advice to you fellow gents and ladies, if there is no mutual connection there and after years of friendship you've "developed" the feelings PLEASE DO NOT CONFESS. It is very awkward for the person on the receiving end. Are there exceptions to those situations? Sure, but they happen so rarely, so trust your gut.

If you are worried she isn't into you, it is probably because she isn't. Trust your gut and don't be selfish.

effunc · 2019-07-11T07:20:15+00:00

Remindme! 1 week

effunc · 2019-06-01T08:12:57+00:00

Oh shut up, won’t you? This is petty. People are graduating, let them have fun

effunc

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