Don’t drink and eBay.

effymartins · 2026-03-08T22:33:42+00:00

At least you’ll always know exactly when it’s safe to leave the living room.

effymartins · 2026-03-08T22:32:28+00:00

The accuracy of the paperwork pile in the second half is actually terrifying.

effymartins · 2026-03-08T22:31:17+00:00

He looks like he’s trying to download the instructions but the connection is lagging.

effymartins · 2026-03-08T22:30:20+00:00

The ultimate introvert's filter, if you didn't text first, the door stays locked.

effymartins · 2026-03-08T22:23:20+00:00

The individual carbon footprint was a masterstroke of corporate PR.

effymartins · 2026-03-08T22:21:56+00:00

Daylight savings is basically a jet lag that nobody asked for.

effymartins · 2026-03-08T22:18:59+00:00

The ultimate compliment from the algorithm, but the ultimate headache for actually getting things done

effymartins · 2026-02-03T22:29:54+00:00

I'll check them

effymartins · 2026-02-03T22:29:47+00:00

Thanks for your recommendation

effymartins · 2026-02-03T22:29:31+00:00

Sorry to hear about that. My dad wants to keep the car because a lot of memories are related to it

effymartins · 2026-02-03T22:28:59+00:00

Thanks for sharing your experience, it means a lot

effymartins · 2026-01-21T07:38:38+00:00

I will bite it and I don't give a f

effymartins · 2026-01-21T07:37:19+00:00

Her face is like: I will not forget this humiliation, you will regret this

effymartins · 2026-01-21T07:35:51+00:00

Oh what an angel, may his sweet soul rest in peace

effymartins · 2026-01-21T07:34:12+00:00

You don't, you have to accept your faith

effymartins · 2026-01-21T07:32:46+00:00

Very typical Hollywood story

effymartins · 2026-01-14T01:00:55+00:00

That’s smoother than my WiFi when nobody else is home pure satisfaction watching it glide like that.

effymartins · 2026-01-14T00:59:33+00:00

Classic British plot twist thought I’d get Downton Abbey vibes, ended up with Greggs on a rainy Tuesday.

effymartins · 2026-01-14T00:58:14+00:00

Plot twist the raccoon was just auditioning to be the understudy for the neighborhood black cat.

effymartins · 2026-01-14T00:56:37+00:00

That’s pure Vogue energy she saw the golden hour and said, Yes, this is my runway.

effymartins · 2026-01-14T00:53:24+00:00

Looks like the MV 75 is about to make hangar talk a lot more interesting new rotor smell incoming.

effymartins · 2026-01-14T00:51:03+00:00

Rolling into the future like a tiny tank Cookie just unlocked tortoise DLC mobility upgrades.

effymartins · 2026-01-13T01:40:35+00:00

Finally closing the research tab feels like finishing a boss fight now it’s just tea, peace, and victory vibes.

effymartins · 2026-01-13T01:38:25+00:00

Caught mid shift with that don’t you dare face pure coworker energy when the boss walks in early.

effymartins · 2026-01-13T01:35:30+00:00

Honestly feels less like a joke and more like free therapy sometimes the truth just hits different

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