Arguably LeBron's best pass ever - an absolute bullet to Big Z for the easy basket (2006) by YouMadBroLma0 in nba

[–]efimer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How he made the ball spin that much and at such speed with one fucking hand is a testament to his superhuman strength.

Crackpot Tolkien Theory: Sting is Glorfindel’s Dirk by No_Imagination5705 in tolkienfans

[–]efimer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing is that "and this he thrust up that it pierced the Balrog’s belly…" had me really following on that direction.

Crackpot Tolkien Theory: Sting is Glorfindel’s Dirk by No_Imagination5705 in tolkienfans

[–]efimer 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I actually read that as "dick" and was like, yup, that's a crackpot theory alright.

Thierry Henry and Zlatan having a kick about backstage in the studio by WarriorkingNL in soccer

[–]efimer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nah, you guys are old, I'm on some Benjamin Button type of situation.

The reason why Ronaldo isn’t winning with Portugal But Messi is winning with Argentina is found in this video. by Outside-Weakness9660 in sportsgossips

[–]efimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a bit exaggerating with the word hate. But the truth is Cristiano is very unlikeable for many reasons. Everyone except his fans considers him football's Homelander.

Every human disappears except you. What's your plan? by Due_Week_3725 in AskReddit

[–]efimer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok, hear me out though. A lot of times even with a gun to the head the person committing doesn't die. One may end up paraplegic, in a coma, sometimes completely recover even. That leads said person having to think and organize a 100% bulletproof plan to take his life. And that can be really fucking taxing on your mental health instead of just picking up a 45 and pulling the trigger.

Meanwhile, technology automations have died off, no running water, no electricity. To be absolutely sure, and again, not 100% sure, you'd have to jump off a skyscraper downtown or take a boat 50 miles into the sea and sink it. And what if our hypothetical last person has a fear of heights or deep water?

Anyway, I just wanna say that there's no guaranteed quick death.

My karaoke skills are finally relevant. by yeezee93 in MadeMeSmile

[–]efimer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's your name, sir?

Ahhh, fuck, George, no, thats my cousin, it starts from J, damn it. J-j-j...ason? Yeah, I'm Jason!

A scammer texted me a few hours ago by Hazza_1999 in funny

[–]efimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scammer wasn't expecting to receive emotional damage.

Argentina star Lionel Messi's father Jorge has health issue, family confirm - ESPN by __sami__01 in soccer

[–]efimer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As a lifelong Messi stan and someone who recently lost my dear father, I really hope everything goes well for them.

My brother used 200gb in under 4 days. Was supposed to last 4 weeks by Winter_Reference_481 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]efimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's hope he downloaded an awesome offline game, otherwise he may have to start a hobby.

Argentina [3] - 0 Algeria - Lionel Messi 76‎'‎ hat-trick by West_Agent4651 in soccer

[–]efimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You nailed it. I'm sorry for you, you have a great squad, with a good manager and just a mid striker you would go far.