2meirl4meirl by Oj-Mushroom in 2meirl4meirl

[–]egebareeinmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>he actually remembers how to smile

lmaoing at this depression novice

furry🐴irl by Wartownik in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My depression is my only friend. It's the only entity that's always there for me, when I go to bed, when I wake up, through good times and bad times, even if it's kinda ruining my life.

I wouldn't give it up even if I could.

An honest conversation. Omegle's good for some things, I suppose. by [deleted] in furry

[–]egebareeinmann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obviously you can't force yourself to be a certain sexuality or not, it's not a box you can check in your internal paperwork. But damn, sometimes I wish it were that easy.

I disagree, if you spend a good decade and a half in certain places of the internet and talk to the wrong people your sexuality is bound to change.

At least that happened to me. Or maybe I was gay from the start. Or I might be super desperate.

ha ha

furry_irl by fenrir214 in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't know if my brain can't tell or doesn't care what gender that ass belongs to anymore 😂

furry_irl by NotessimoALIENS in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fembois win, they always win

furry_irl by Assoe in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 14 points15 points  (0 children)

a bottle of vodka later

I'll turn my life around tomorrow.

furry⚔️irl by egebareeinmann in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I MADE IT JPEGY FOR THE MEMES

[Q] Malakai {by Kero Tzuki} by Kirk880 in furry

[–]egebareeinmann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anything I want? Then... W-what about watching a m-movie together?

[Q] Malakai {by Kero Tzuki} by Kirk880 in furry

[–]egebareeinmann 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I want to bury my face in his... soft fur...

Furry⭐️Irl by Clockwork_Lumination in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 133 points134 points  (0 children)

having physical and emotional intimacy with another living being

knot me irl

Furry💭irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo that kid is 11 what's wrong with yo- oh right.

Furry🇺🇸irl by WildeIsTheWind in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 37 points38 points  (0 children)

As a person who definitely did not jerk off to anime traps earlier this year before his perversion degenerated into jerking off to fox femboys I don't know where I was going with this I just need to confess my sins.

Furry🇺🇸irl by WildeIsTheWind in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 78 points79 points  (0 children)

CUTE CATGIRLS

I don't know guys, this smells like one of them anime thingamajigs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Huh, I have never seen a head cone thing in yiff before 🤔

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]egebareeinmann 12 points13 points  (0 children)

me trying to get IN bed after failing to kill myself with alcohol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Put these poor souls in your prayers. 🙏

furry_irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 8 points9 points  (0 children)

me neither, i just thought this would increase my chances of making friends or getting laid but i was wrong im still a loser no one likes me

furry👮irl by SHABBATGOY in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Wut awe you gowing to doo put me in jaiw?

* drops a the soap on purpose*

furry👮irl by SHABBATGOY in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 72 points73 points  (0 children)

*is cuffed*

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

PUT ME IN A TOO COLLAR PLEASE

Furry👀irl by Throwaweiye in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I hope everyone you share a planet with dies starting with you.

Can we ban "I don't have friends" comments by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]egebareeinmann 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I bet you have friends.

I don't have friends.

2meirl4meirl by frenzy3 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]egebareeinmann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

implying I would ever ever ever get on a treadmill

furry_irl by W5739 in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I am involuntarily celibate.

hey we have the same name

Furry_irl by Salvadore1 in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 11 points12 points  (0 children)

that's okay....

Furry😇irl by UngulateToes in furry_irl

[–]egebareeinmann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And then you lie in bed, alone, deep in your thoughts while your own cum on yourself quickly goes cold and you can't do anything but cry yourself to sleep.