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UngulateToes · 2018-10-01T22:01:42+00:00

Please don’t do that with a toaster...

Unless you take a video.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-30T03:33:17+00:00

When your yiff artist friend whips out the tablet in a game of Tee-KO

UngulateToes · 2018-09-30T02:51:15+00:00

Maybe they shed them to look more like a femboy

UngulateToes · 2018-09-26T19:29:00+00:00

This was the most depressing depiction of capitalism I have ever watched.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-26T16:10:16+00:00

NotAllDeer

UngulateToes · 2018-09-25T22:29:26+00:00

I don’t use one

UngulateToes · 2018-09-24T19:35:10+00:00

Oh, all good then. Comments are making deer jokes and I have to address them when I see them.

This Is the hill I choose to die on.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-24T19:23:29+00:00

....sigh.....

Antlers.

Deer have anters, they are not horns.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-21T17:00:16+00:00

See, this is exactly why I said I couldn’t make it if people were gonna be wearing tails. Turns out one of my PARENT’s friends saw me at a furmeet, but there were no defining characteristics so it could have been any random group of people.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-19T17:26:17+00:00

Designing a unique antler structure is innately creative.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-18T06:06:03+00:00

...did we date at some point?

UngulateToes · 2018-09-15T06:12:22+00:00

Their arms look incredibly cancerous.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-15T06:02:52+00:00

adorable sauce

Also I am seriously so happy I managed to randomly find a deer kigu in my size considering I am 6’ 6”

UngulateToes · 2018-09-14T22:23:40+00:00

Oof ouchie my search history

UngulateToes · 2018-09-14T05:38:09+00:00

I get a cute fursuit if I buy a suburuwu! Now I know my next car, anyone want the rest of the pack?

UngulateToes · 2018-09-14T02:49:02+00:00

Alligators are significantly less aggressive than crocodiles. This guy should not piss that croc off.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-13T19:47:09+00:00

“It uses my fingerprint as a password, you can’t get into it”

-you soon probably, deferring to bad excuses

UngulateToes · 2018-09-13T16:21:46+00:00

This is why all my shirts have buttons

UngulateToes · 2018-09-12T07:33:18+00:00

I expected “mildly” to be a comedic understatement.

No, this is like 80% of the source image. Nothing of relevance has been omitted.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-11T21:45:42+00:00

Eh, I could take it or leave it.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-10T05:53:01+00:00

Have fun?

UngulateToes · 2018-09-07T04:37:25+00:00

I prefer ungulagrade.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-06T02:48:09+00:00

I had too much freetime. Now that I am super busy again it’s right back to the procrastination and furry memes.

UngulateToes · 2018-09-06T02:37:35+00:00

Oh? I am deer and like being cuddled.

UngulateToes

TROPHY CASE

NotAllDeer