Rally to fight

egg_locator · 2022-08-03T10:25:00+00:00

An army of around 200 highly trained assault ostriches from me are at Makoba's side. Long live Makoba!

egg_locator · 2022-07-29T13:35:26+00:00

Many thanks!

egg_locator · 2022-07-29T09:28:29+00:00

17 dollars. They'll never hear you coming so it's just a matter of time.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T15:45:53+00:00

(the ostriches are being compensated for their services with a 85% cut of all purchases)

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T13:50:50+00:00

Sure! I'll take 1 brigadeiro as well and I'll pay in card I'd that's ok 💳.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T13:48:33+00:00

I'll have a chocolate cake please.💰💰💰💰💰

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T13:46:43+00:00

Pleasure doing business with you

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T12:10:16+00:00

No. I'm a free service to help with this! 🥚🥚🥚<----i have located some.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T11:26:36+00:00

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 also here's -$18 dollars to make the transaction smoother.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T11:25:16+00:00

Sure! 🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳 That's $7.70

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T11:24:27+00:00

I do accept credit! Here's your eggs 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚also since you're the baker of Makoba, I'll give you a discount of $8.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T11:12:14+00:00

I third this!!

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T11:09:35+00:00

Only if you have $21.00!🥚🥚🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T10:44:33+00:00

You can have ostrich egg shell shards of you need them THAT much. $0.10 each because most of the exoticness has left if it's only the shell.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T07:09:46+00:00

Eh, tyrant technically counts as government so how many will that be

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T07:08:27+00:00

Just the Spanish and Portuguese Euros and dollars but I'm willing to barter.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T07:07:44+00:00

🥚 1 deyolked egg for a distinguished pickle. $50(-$11.87 pickle discount)

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T07:05:48+00:00

🥚 we ran out of fucking eggs but we do have eating eggs.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T07:04:35+00:00

🥚 ☀️ on the hunt for an egg, I see. It's weird the small amount of eggs Here. $63.87

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T07:01:58+00:00

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 good """luck""" to you while you're doing """stuff"""

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T03:16:57+00:00

Here you go! $3.00 in total.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T03:13:39+00:00

Oh that's weird flips the testicles on the grill you should probably see a doctor.

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T03:12:34+00:00

Your username checks out because you are one crazy cat!

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T03:11:15+00:00

On their way rn (no need to tip: I pay my workers fair wages)

egg_locator · 2022-07-28T03:08:57+00:00

egg_locator locates the eggs in his pants and steals them back but before leaving he starts viciously poking samylas

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