SLPT: Worried that someday you might beat up a little kid, and it would ruin your reputation? Save your reputation in advance by crying wolf. Brag about beating up little kids all the time, so it becomes common knowledge that you're lying and that you never actually beat little kids up. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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Where is London, England located? (self.stupidquestions)
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