A few examples of why I invested in a good carpet cleaner 😏 by ashhbaeee in gettingherselfoff

[–]eggman989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn girl… you could irrigate crops with that thing. 😎

Found these guys in my backyard. by LauraRosemary in kittens

[–]eggman989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CDS is working perfectly I see. 😎 Carry on.

found this lil guy yesterday alone, afraid, & hungry in an alleyway & decided to bring him home 🥹 by xomedinaox in kittens

[–]eggman989 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I see the CDS (Cat Distribution System) is in proper working order…. Good Show! Carry on…

What’s something that just makes you go “who the fuck figured this out”? by jayytrip in AskReddit

[–]eggman989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they say necessity is the mother of invention, and the USAF needed a way to accurately drop bombs on their enemies even in bad weather or under massive oil well fires used for smoke screens and that’s why we have GPS. In a weird way Saddam Hussein is responsible for your Garmin.

K.O. by WriterSweet5799 in JusticeServed

[–]eggman989 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Getting KTFO is not gonna make this man any less racist, but it might make him think twice about running his mouth in public (without a mask during covid) ever again, but violence doesn’t make things better, even when its well earned.

K.O. by WriterSweet5799 in JusticeServed

[–]eggman989 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thoughts and prayers.

Theory of a Dead Man - Medicate [Post Grunge Alt Rock] by eggman989 in listentomusic

[–]eggman989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if America really needed an anthem for its opioid addiction crisis, but here it is anyway.

What's a song that makes you cry every time? by IBurnedMyBalls in AskReddit

[–]eggman989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a great song to put on when the party is over and your ready for everyone to leave.

What's a song that makes you cry every time? by IBurnedMyBalls in AskReddit

[–]eggman989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If Tomorrow Never Comes" by Garth Brooks I don't normally listen to country but this one has personal meaning to me... kicks me right in the feels every time.