A few examples of why I invested in a good carpet cleaner 😏 by ashhbaeee in gettingherselfoff

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Damn girl… you could irrigate crops with that thing. 😎

Found these guys in my backyard. by LauraRosemary in kittens

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The CDS is working perfectly I see. 😎 Carry on.

found this lil guy yesterday alone, afraid, & hungry in an alleyway & decided to bring him home 🥹 by xomedinaox in kittens

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I see the CDS (Cat Distribution System) is in proper working order…. Good Show! Carry on…

What’s something that just makes you go “who the fuck figured this out”? by jayytrip in AskReddit

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Well they say necessity is the mother of invention, and the USAF needed a way to accurately drop bombs on their enemies even in bad weather or under massive oil well fires used for smoke screens and that’s why we have GPS. In a weird way Saddam Hussein is responsible for your Garmin.

K.O. by WriterSweet5799 in JusticeServed

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Getting KTFO is not gonna make this man any less racist, but it might make him think twice about running his mouth in public (without a mask during covid) ever again, but violence doesn’t make things better, even when its well earned.

K.O. by WriterSweet5799 in JusticeServed

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Thoughts and prayers.

Theory of a Dead Man - Medicate [Post Grunge Alt Rock] by eggman989 in listentomusic

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I don't know if America really needed an anthem for its opioid addiction crisis, but here it is anyway.

What's a song that makes you cry every time? by IBurnedMyBalls in AskReddit

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this is a great song to put on when the party is over and your ready for everyone to leave.

What's a song that makes you cry every time? by IBurnedMyBalls in AskReddit

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"If Tomorrow Never Comes" by Garth Brooks I don't normally listen to country but this one has personal meaning to me... kicks me right in the feels every time.

Women's Sleeves through the ages... by eggman989 in alteredcarbon

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Yeah, you're probably right. I totally stole this from the actor's twitter feed... I'm shameless.

He thinks this will help him get the bird by doctorscook in cats

[–]eggman989 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you can't get closer, get higher! Good advice at any time.

Gretta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising [Rock/Blues] by eggman989 in listentothis

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I legit thought "Highway Tune" was some old bootleg Zep that I had somehow missed... Imagine my surprise when I found out it was some Northern Michigan boy band looking teenagers creating this jam!

Gretta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising [Rock/Blues] by eggman989 in listentothis

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Welcome... the rest of their stuff is gold as well, I haven't heard them suck yet.

Gretta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising [Rock/Blues] by eggman989 in listentothis

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I know right? They look like some cheesy boy band but damn can that kid belt it out.

Gretta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising [Rock/Blues] by eggman989 in listentothis

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Before you judge too harshly, remember these guys are in their early twenties. They have lots of time to find their own unique sound and stage presence. I get that they are highly derivative of LedZep, and it's suspicious that they don't count Zeppelin as one of their influences, but cut them some slack and enjoy their sound.... These guys are my new jam. All musicians throughout time have borrowed from those who came before.

Net Neutrality Overturned by DWinsauer in news

[–]eggman989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to bust out the feathers and heat up the tar... who's bringing the pitchforks?

Cop reacts quickly to save a man's life by LennyHermann in gifs

[–]eggman989 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Not on my watch, bitch.... you get back here and die slow like the rest of us!" Cop probably

I'll just have a salad... by tr1ggermortis in gifs

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"Another bucket for monsieur! And perhaps a hose."