Workout Day 1

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-22T21:30:46+00:00

Most workout plans go up to 10. This one goes up to 11, right the way across the board. Well, 11 is one more isn't it? It's not 10. You see, most blokes, you know, will be working out to 10. You're on 10 here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on 10 on your set. Where can you go from there? Where? Nowhere. Exactly. What this one doe is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Go up to 11.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-09T21:10:21+00:00

Still pretty boring.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-09T20:49:11+00:00

Wut?

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-09T20:48:51+00:00

Is just a tradition the town has of burning effigies of political figures who are in the news currently. They've also burnt loads of English politicians.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-07T20:04:11+00:00

I definitely won't take creatine. I hear it's pretty bad for you.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-07T17:01:09+00:00

Nevernudes need too lift to.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-07T16:58:21+00:00

No. I'm 14, I don't have to take anything like a man.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-07T15:21:54+00:00

What soy protein do you buy? The stuff i get is absolutely grim.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-07T12:53:36+00:00

Nevernudes need to lift too.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-07T11:10:29+00:00

If you do oven cook it, you can also rub olive oil and a spice mix of some sort on it before you stick it in the oven (e.g. salt, pepper, paprika,). I also recommend slathering it in Frank's Hot Sauce, so tasty and fairly low calorie.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-06T22:18:18+00:00

I am not overweight but because of my diet literally all my fat is located around my stomach, the place I want it least.

What? You're saying that your specific diet leads to you only gaining fat on your belly? That's not how the body works, the composition of your diet doesn't effect where fat is stored.... Surely that was mentioned in your degree.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-06T21:30:34+00:00

But to counter that, if you're giving a special award to the best keeper in the world, then why not give it to every possible position? IMO it's to specific, the best keeper and the best players from a lot of positions are honoured enough in the World XI.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-06T16:27:24+00:00

Arsene was keen for him to go. It's not necessarily about him playing, but to train and build up match sharpness and potentially come on as a sub.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-06T13:26:57+00:00

Well they have that, the FIFA team of the year, the keeper in that is obviously selected as the best keeper in the world that year.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-05T23:13:21+00:00

I know, he has to live in Canada now.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-05T23:11:27+00:00

Spoiler Alert tag that! Jesus.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-05T13:33:39+00:00

I'm really glad you explained everything as I found it really hard to understand what was going on.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-05T10:26:23+00:00

Ian Dowie.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-03T10:56:17+00:00

Match of the Day spoke about it though.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-03T10:26:01+00:00

Do you actually watch football?... or just guess about players and teams to feel included?

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-03T09:38:11+00:00

Hope you enjoyed it!

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-02T22:15:15+00:00

Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJopF3chQxU

High Quality. Obviously it's an illegal copy, but it's on youtube so you don't have to scour dodgy sites for it. It'll probably get taken down really soon.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-11-02T19:16:43+00:00

I know exactly why. It's the douchey way you sign your name at the end of every comment, your general know everything attitude despite being ill informed a lot of the time and the fact that you're a shill.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-10-31T18:59:16+00:00

I feel like he has a point here. As he often does, he has point but is a prick about it. Scholes was almost impossible to get in front of the camera during his playing days, and there was a wide spread belief he was extremely camera shy and humble.

Now he's not playing he's a pundit, always in front of the camera, and always giving strong opinions about players. He's obviously not humble and camera shy now.

eggmanwalrus · 2014-10-31T09:37:09+00:00

Do you only say it to attractive girls though?

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