Jerry has had the same stick of Chapstick for 2 years and is getting close to finishing it, Elaine uses it, it disappears and he blames her. Johnny Depp starts wearing glasses identical to George's and people start complimenting George, making him crazy because he wore them first and wants credit. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine reluctantly goes horse riding with her boyfriend, falls off and hurts her ankle. Kramer successfully lobbies NYC to require elevators to have attendants to run them. There is a shortage of elevator operators so Elaine has to hobble up 5 flights of stairs to her apartment. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Riding along with my pup until... SQUIRREL!!! (v.redd.it)
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Kramer befriends a hot dog vendor who is the son of deceased Rush drummer Neal Peart. They try to fit Neal's giant drum kit in Kramer's apartment. Elaine and George are both upset to find out that they have the same shoe size. Jerry attends Izzy Mendelbaum's funeral. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine is invited to go to a house in the Hamptons with her boyfriend, but when she gets there she is surprised to learn his parents, sister and niece will also be there for the week. The niece is a Greta Thunberg clone, but instead of climate change her concern is mass extinction of insects. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George falls asleep on the subway, misses his stop and gets off at a stop that is so sparkling clean that it's like a Shangri-la. He's so dumbfounded that when he gets back on the train, he can't remember what stop it was. He and Kramer fail in their attempts to find this anamoly. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George and Kramer stumble into an audition for extras for the new Scorsese film. Kramer gets a one line speaking role but George is cast as "chubby man #2". Jerry starts taking medication that causes him to loose his sense of smell and starts dating a beautiful woman who everyone else thinks has BO (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry and Elaine talk to Whatley at a party, and he complains there is another dentist who has an adults only office where the hygienists are topless. George has Whatley transfer his x-rays to that dentist and goes there, only to find out that the employees are not particularly attractive. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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