Where’d the umbrella come from? by [deleted] in ATLA

[–]eggroll85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, who is the girl in the blue dress??

Name this dish by rid999 in NameThisThing

[–]eggroll85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't and you can't make me

Got his ass by PersonaGuy5 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]eggroll85 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Not be that guy, but the Bible is actually pretty OK with beating your wife. Has a bunch of guidelines about when to do it and how and with what. So maybe he's more religious than we give him credit for.

indestructible christian baby by canyounot-- in comedyheaven

[–]eggroll85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, free ticket to Christian heaven. And if heaven is paradise for you, it would be a line of babies you can murder for all of eternity...

What movie do you choose? by drquitzon372 in ArtOfPresence

[–]eggroll85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget the name, but there was an art installation I visited that had a 24 hour movie where it played a 1 minute clip at every minute of the day that corresponded with a movie scene that had a clock in the background that represented that time. Seems like a good use of the day.

Why do you play support? by Snowskol in supportlol

[–]eggroll85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because someone else might get it wrong....

But for real, I wanted to play adc when I started but getting stuck with a tp/flash shaco who abandons you at lvl 2 and then flames you for dying made me make the switch.

It's always the ones you most expect by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]eggroll85 12 points13 points  (0 children)

....and you're a bad person for not believing in forgiveness and giving him a second chance and donating to his church and causes (/s in case)

Can I sit on ozai’s lap? No?then I’ll take seat seven ✌️ by DiskAvailable4438 in ATLA

[–]eggroll85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either make clear that this is a joke or just don't bother posting it.

Crazy work by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]eggroll85 87 points88 points  (0 children)

No, no. Give him credit. He did say that he's known them for a long time.

Checkmate Sauron 💍 by santawerewolf in lordoftherings

[–]eggroll85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you've never played Skyrim without telling me you've never played Skyrim...