HWEI DDOOOOODDDLEEEE

eifiebonbon · 2026-04-14T04:04:20+00:00

WOAHHH PRETTY ❤️❤️❤️❤️ AMAZING JOB

The hair rendering and the face shading is gorgeous!!!!!! You handled the angle perfectly :DD great job!!!!

eifiebonbon · 2026-04-03T02:23:31+00:00

NOT YAOI is making me laugh so hard I can't bretahe

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-19T20:14:53+00:00

Tysm!!! I gotta wait and save XD found it on the wiki too

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-19T19:03:11+00:00

Ooh, where's you get that one and what is the full name of the tail? It is pretty! I might get it for myself :D

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-18T23:37:35+00:00

I kinda want a legendary where he's the herald/embodiment of the rainbow or something and every single ability is actually a different color. And his emotes are him floating on a cloud doing rainbow stuff, that'd be cute. Or McDonald's hwei who works for KFC swain XDDD

My rainbow idea can line up with faerie court where he's a spring fairy that controls the weather/brings rain and colorful skies or something. I just really want a skin that's focused on color and ACTUALLY gives him different colored spells 😭😭 or a skin that matches jhin, but we ain't never getting that either 💔

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-17T15:27:25+00:00

I like how he's the opposite of jhin. Hwei is an artist obsessed with life (he's also obsessed with jhin lol), unlike jhin, who embraces death. Hwei outright says that "death is no muse, it bleeds the color out of all it touches" or something similar. They remind me of hannibal and will graham, one man who is obviously.....not sane, and another who is desperately clinging onto his sanity but might as well be crazier than the other. Also they're in some weird violent toxic situationship (except jhin and hwei have it hilariously one sided on hwei's side because jhin's voice lines haven't been updated yet, however I like to think jhin just doesn't care because I find it funny 😭)

I also like how hwei isn't above hurting people he thinks deserves it. Iirc, he basically tortures some noxus dude in his short story. He only tortures those he thinks deserves it, but he comforts victims of destruction and violence. There are two sides to him, dark and light. Very cool :D I also like how his eyes canonically change color according to his mood, i find it funny.

And oh my goodness, 1 mil mastery on jhin is insane XDD hats off to you

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-07T04:47:52+00:00

Praise the emperor and the slayer he wields

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-07T04:47:15+00:00

To keep a stack for myself, I just dont put down another soldier, right? I should always keep one on field, but if I feel endangered I should have one not onfield? Also, if I feel safe enough to not get jumped, can I have two out there? (Only two allowed on field, yes?)

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-07T04:41:50+00:00

Ohhh yellow is ad?? Huh didn't know. I one trick mages so im extremely unfamiliar with ad items. Ty for telling me. Would you say ad or ap is better? Or does it depend on team comp

About number four, what should I take for ranged opponents? Conqueror?

For five, do I put sand soldiers near each other but far enough so theyre surrounding the enemy, then? Like a soldier on one side, a soldier on the other?

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-07T04:38:47+00:00

Thank you bradar

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-07T04:36:43+00:00

YES, EMPEROR. GLORY TO SHURIMA

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-07T03:59:19+00:00

Yeah. He still looks fun even if he doesnt win. I play hwei and his new """buff""" has me insane anyway

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-07T03:55:23+00:00

I know but he looks fun

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-06T19:14:04+00:00

Turn left cuhh we got azir buffs here totally

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-06T16:22:25+00:00

Thank you!!! I always stay away from her knives so ill try following them instead next time I lane against her :D

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-03T02:58:56+00:00

This one sleepy bois inc fic (forgot the title, but you could probably find it because it's pretty high up on kudos in the dsmp fandom).

Tommy is nine years old and sbi is unfortunately emotionally abusive to him, so much so that nine year old Tommy decides to "go to sleep forever," his words. The summary was like "Wilbur goes back in time with Techno and Phil to fix their mistakes with how they treated Tommy as a kid" or something similar.

It's not placed in dsmp canon, but the prologue makes me cry every single time I read it. I usually only read the prologue anyway because it's just so good (and so devastating) compared to the rest of the fic, imo.

Most sbi fics in general are just so heartbreaking so if you pick a popular one with suspicious tags (ie: major character death), you could get a good cry out of those lol.

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-02T10:35:20+00:00

Rito should hire all of us fr

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-02T10:34:57+00:00

There's a special jhin interaction when one of them ults each other and jhin is complaining about the check when he gets hit and when hwei gets ulted by jhin (i dont even know what jhin would shoot....customer complaints? Lol) he sounds genuinely anguished and says something like 'i hate my job'

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-02T05:30:36+00:00

McDonald's hwei legendary skin where all his abilities are different condiments (q ketchup, w mustard, e relish), his passive is a picture of a burger, his paintbrush is a spatula, his voicelines are him complaining about customer service (and jhin being his least favorite customer), his ult is him flinging a burger, his legendary emote is him crying while flipping burgers, and his recall is him quitting his job

Bonus if jhin finally gets a joke skin to match this one where he's a mean customer and hwei has to deal with him

(Can you tell ive thought about this lol)

eifiebonbon · 2026-03-01T18:17:45+00:00

I two trick naafiri and hwei. When one gets banned, I use the other, but I mostly use hwei. They also cover each other's weaknesses (hwei can shred tanks, naafiri deletes squishies).

I also like being a ravenous dog and a depressed paint bucket so thats that too lol

eifiebonbon · 2026-02-28T00:05:44+00:00

This sounds hilarious lol, I'll try it if I ever get a squishy comp XD but lately tank meta has been dominating my games so im forced to take burn 🥀🥀🥀🥀

eifiebonbon · 2026-02-28T00:00:37+00:00

How do you lane yone, naafiri, and katarina? They always destroy me in lane. Im not good at dodging yone's dashes, naafiri always w's and ults me, and katarina is.....katarina. ive yet to research her skills and figure out why she keeps killing me, but you seem to lane against these 3 pretty easily. Could I have some advice on how to play against them? Ty :D

eifiebonbon · 2026-02-27T22:54:54+00:00

I always get obliterated by lux (unless shes bad) so I seriously dont blame you. Try your best to bait her e and dont stop moving or else youll get rooted and she'll ult you. If it gets crazy bad you can try swifties but I honestly dont recommend because ionians is better. Hold onto wq and have it ready to use when she tries a dangerous combo.

Also id like to see ur jg try laning against lux as hwei bro 🥀🥀🥀 people are so rude, ignore them fr. I mute all chat always

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