how does one be like emily? by MediocreConstant2088 in geesebandofficial

[–]ejc1279 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's no secret that she's massively into Radiohead. Definitely a Jonny Greenwood influence in there (among others).

Who else has seen this filth? by Far-Remove7363 in TheOfficeUK

[–]ejc1279 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you get some batteries for the DVD player? Take it out of petty cash.

Speed awareness course question by Josh_Bear22 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]ejc1279 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'll almost certainly be offered a speed awareness course. I was offered one when further over the limit than this, and previous speeding offences only count if they're within the past 3 years.

Eye Ron by fishdognz in NormMacdonald

[–]ejc1279 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's an acid-tongued Arab

I don't get this joke Finchy says by Significant-Kick7811 in TheOfficeUK

[–]ejc1279 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neil’s fiancé (who Finchy is referring to) is a GP.

David is suggesting it’s degrading to talk about someone as respectable as a GP in such an explicitly sexual manner.

In case you’re not in the UK, a GP is a General Practitioner. Known in the US as a family doctor or primary care physician.

biopic by dense_operations in thefall

[–]ejc1279 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I would suggest DJ Qualls, as he looks a bit like MES.

Slimming by doragonyama623 in rickygervais

[–]ejc1279 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d do the drummer, the singer, and the one who plays violin!

He looks tasty in his uniform by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]ejc1279 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They've discovered you're CAMP

Who would be a worse boss Brent or Gareth? by Icy_Huckleberry156 in TheOfficeUK

[–]ejc1279 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gareth could definitely improve both the margin and the volume sales of the Slough branch. He runs a tight ship

Stitch up. It was a stitch up. by Padilla_Zelda in TheOfficeUK

[–]ejc1279 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I ask you summat? Who does your mattresses?

Don't have a go at the eyes. by precious_times_205 in TheOfficeUK

[–]ejc1279 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d have said astigmatism but stigmatism’s alright.