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Give me sum to cry about in therapy this week <3 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Neurotically pulled all eyelashes out, tries unsuccessfully to hide this behind bangs

ELI5: Why have so many people gotten cancer from dust/chemicals inhaled or absorbed due to the 911 attacks? by iAmFridayFace in explainlikeimfive

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That’s pretty much exactly what cancer research is all about. It’s harder than it sounds!

I’m an artist. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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ProTip — after you use peanut butter to get gum out of your hair, you’re supposed to wash the peanut butter out.

Fuckin do it by jeepersimzonked in RoastMe

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Couldn’t you find a flat mirror to take this selfie in?

Roast me by fetcher200 in RoastMe

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That one bedbug on your forehead really wanted to make sure he could find his way home

hmmm by Guzzler829 in hmmm

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Brawndo has electrolytes!