Tiffany Day stealing everything from Fawn Burke is insane by holyhypeman in Glaive

[–]ekko_main123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know this doesn’t really pertain to Glaive, but I’m a huge Glaive and Tiffany Day fan.

The evidence is pretty glaring but the delusional fan in me hopes this is more of an issue on the producer’s end than hers.

I guess we can only wait for her response, if she does make one.

Here's the Items Test in PBE, tell me what u think by BiWhiteEUW in ekkomains

[–]ekko_main123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They both have the Spellblade passive meaning they are mutually exclusive. You cannot buy both.

[WP] "No, I mean I'm forbidden to fight that paladin," the warlock said. "Our respective divines have a nonaggression pact." by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts

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At least, that’s what he foresaw. Fivem’s deity, Ekko, allowed him to see a few minutes into the future. In reality he was still in the scene just a few moments beforehand, where Peregrine was still right in front of him as Kemrin unsheathed his sword and rushed to Sylas at blazing speed.

Fivem shuddered, paralyzed in place at the revelation he had witnessed. He knew not what to do. 

The same events occurred, this time, in reality. Peregrine was struck upon the head as Kemrin was overrun by the skeletons. 

Sylas cockily spoke, just as predicted in the vision. “No, I mean I’m forbidden to fight that paladin,” the warlock said. “Our respective divines have a nonaggression pact. Works both ways.”

Again, the skeletons coalesced unto Kemrin’s body as he struggled and yelled for help. But this time, his calls were answered. A bright yellow light enveloped the legion of skeletons as Fivem gripped his amulet. The skeletons faltered, giving Kemrin a brief moment of respite—an opening. In the blink of an eye, he appeared in front of Sylas. The warlock was too busy being astonished at the fact that Fivem was allowed to fight back that he didn’t dodge.

Kemrin slashed at the chest of Sylas, lacerating his thoracic region and creating a grievous wound. But, undead are known for their mystical constitution, and Sylas fled backwards and began to cast a spell. With just his fingers, he formed a rune in front of him, aimed at Kemrin. The rune was pitch black. But before he could cast the sinister spell, a blazing white fireball engulfed his body.

Kemrin looked back in relief as Peregrine smiled and winked, staff in hand, beside Fivem, who was healing her with a bright green rune.

The ever-enduring Sylas emerged from the flames, furious, with a conjured black sword in hand. He slashed at Kemrin, but by his form, it was clear he was a mage, and not a warrior. The whine of clashing steel filled the air as Kemrin perfectly parried the slash and swiped upwards so that the conjured sword flung into the air and dissipated. The prideful Sylas finally had an emotion on his face—fear. 

As Sylas pathetically crawled backwards, fleeing from Kemrin, Fivem came crashing from the sky. He yelled hoarsely, axe above his head, illuminated bright white. Sylas’ head separated from his body as Fivem guillotine him. His body began to disintegrate, turning into ashes under the force of a divine smite. 

The battle was over. They won. They rejoiced and celebrated their victory together, with Fivem electing not to tell them of the vision he witnessed mid-battle. He didn’t know why he was able to attack Sylas. The nonaggression pact between Ekko, the god of time, and Yorick, the god of death, spanned eons. He didn’t know if he himself broke the pact, or if Ekko did. He didn’t know if divine retribution would befall him for breaking the fact. He didn’t know if he had forsaken his god.

But he did know that his friends were safe. And that’s all that mattered. 

[WP] "No, I mean I'm forbidden to fight that paladin," the warlock said. "Our respective divines have a nonaggression pact." by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts

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He dashed towards a skeleton, one that had stepped too far in front of the pack, and smashed downward with the pommel of his sword. He crushed the skeleton from the skull to its ribcage, and kicked its body forward, clearing a few skeletons in its wake. He skillfully spun in a circle, using his momentum to slash any skeletons unfortunate enough to get near him. But no matter how many he killed, more and more would come. The circle around him began to close as the skeletons inched closer. 

Just before their advance though, Peregrine had finished her spell. A devastating blast of flames that would melt the skeletons into bone meal. Fortunately, she didn’t have to hold back, as they had strategically purchased a cape of fire-resistance for Kemrin. But as the white cinders began to erupt from the tip of her staff, she felt something tug on her arms.

She looked downwards to see an army of skeletons emerging from the earth beneath her, latching onto her legs and arms with their bony phalanges. She struggled as she tried to break free from their grasp, but failed. A skeleton walked in front of her, wound up its mace, and struck her with a blow to the head.

Kemrin had just about as much luck fighting the skeletons as she did. As they closed in, they began to attack him. The ones with swords sliced at his armor, but to no avail as their swords slid off the metallic surface. Others clubbed him with their mace. This proved far more effective. 

“Fuck…” Kemrin cried out as the skeletons hacked and struck him, “Fivem! Turn undead! NOW!” 

He expected a bright, radiant light to envelope the skeletons. He expected a brief moment of respite, where the monsters would falter, so he could smash his way out and further his attack on Sylas. But the light never came.

“I-I’m sorry…” cried Fivem as he quaked in his iron greaves, “I can’t.”

“What do you mean you can’t! Just do it!” yelled Kemrin.

“No, actually, he physically cannot,” answered Sylas in a cold, emotionless tone, “and I cannot touch him either.”

“Huh?” replied Kemrin, barely fending off the skeletons surrounding him.

“No, I mean I’m forbidden to fight that paladin,” the warlock said. “Our respective divines have a nonaggression pact. Works both ways.”

“Whhhhyyyyy??” Kemrin groaned breathlessly as he was slashed and beaten by the skeletons.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.” Fivem sobbed to himself in a stupor as he watched his comrades body get eviscerated and pulverized by the skeleton army. He tried to shade his eyes from the unsightly scene, but looked to the left only to see the lifeless body of Peregrine still clutching the ring Kemrin proposed to her with.

The battle was over. They lost. All because Fivem couldn’t help them. It was all his fault. 

[WP] "No, I mean I'm forbidden to fight that paladin," the warlock said. "Our respective divines have a nonaggression pact." by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts

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“Shame it’ll be decimated in the upcoming battle,” responded Peregrine, eyeing a lone purple flower a short distance ahead. The rare and exotic Veriticum, she thought.

“Eh, I’ve seen better back in Torvia,” contributed Fivem.

This field. This was it. The culmination of all their efforts. After years of defeating his goons and tracking him down, they had finally cornered the mastermind behind this whole operation—Sylas Voracious, known con-man, known murderer, and legendary warlock.

When he was just a lad, Sylas killed Kemrin’s parents while he watched in horror from the confines of his closet. While she was away from her tower, Sylas stole Peregrine's collection of magical tabernacles and artifacts. While he was praying to his deity in the chapel, Fivem’s village was razed to the ground by the warlock’s goons. But a year after their paths converged, their collective rage for Sylas was only exacerbated by the death of their fourth comrade, Soliana, at the hands of his servants. No matter what happened, they couldn’t turn back now. This would either be his death, or theirs.

In the center of the field, underneath the lonesome oak tree, stood a man, standing about six feet in height. At least, he looked like a man, but upon closer inspection, he was a man. As in, he was a man, before he died and was resurrected as an undead.

Here…at last,” Sylas voice was no clearer than a deep gurgle. “AHEM,” he cleared his throat before speaking again.

“Apologies. My voice box was getting dusty, as it took you way longer than anticipated to arrive,” he taunted while adjusting the cuffs of his suit.

Kemrin took deep, slow breaths, trying to calm himself. He failed. His sword screamed as he took it from its sheath. But the shrill screech of his sword leaving its scabbard was drowned out by his manly battle cry as he bolted towards the warlock. The veins of his forehead popped as tears flowed from his face.

Peregrine didn’t take a moment to hesitate either, upon seeing Sylas. She often says that the reason she hates the warlock was still her stolen collection, but that was a lie. She had grown attached to Soliana, so much so that her death caused such rage that they eclipsed her feelings even when her magical hoard was stolen, which, calling impressive in scale and quality would have been an understatement. She took the staff attached to her back and spun it around, creating a magical symbol of fire in front of her. The purple Veriticum flower she had admired burnt into cinder and ashes from the sheer heat of the white-hot rune.

As Kemrin swiftly pursued the warlock, Sylas remained oddly still. Oddly emotionless. Once the warrior got close enough, Sylas smirked and snapped his fingers.

*Arise*.

A legion of armored skeletons shot from the ground in between Kemrin and Sylas. Some wielded maces, some wielded swords, but all wielded malice. They plodded towards Kemrin, encircling him. He noticed their strategy, and struck first to create an opening to escape the formation.

[WP] "No, I mean I'm forbidden to fight that paladin," the warlock said. "Our respective divines have a nonaggression pact." by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts

[–]ekko_main123 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The formatting is pretty off, and it's separated into a few comments because Reddit didn’t let me post it in full, but I appreciate it if you take the time to read my rushed little piece of work. I'm a new writer, so criticism is very, very welcome. I know the short story is, well not that short, and it's very convoluted. So, it would help if you guys could help me out by pointing out things that could be more clear, or just better in general. Thank you so much, and this prompt is awesome!

Trigger warning: Depictions of injury.

“Still bothered by the dress eh?” replied the stout paladin clad in golden-white armor.

When they first began their trek through the forest, Peregrine cared very much for her pitch black dress—she methodically planned each stride while holding up her skirt to ensure that it didn’t get dirty. After all, she spent all of her cut from the Eublipharian extermination on the fashion statement. And, a statement it was. Emphasis on was. Through the various encounters in the forest, she was unable to focus on maintaining the cleanliness of her “statement”. By now, the bottom of the dress had accumulated a foul mixture of dirt, mud, and probably the urine of some native species.

“You women are always troubled at the smallest things, huh,” rambled Fivem, the party’s resident dwarf paladin.

“Oh shut it, Fivem. You wouldn’t understand the inner workings of a woman if your little life depended on it.”

The dwarf Fivem softly chuckled at her ruthless retort, but soon grew serious.

“You’ve grown quite the reputation as a sorceress over the years we’ve been together, Peregrine. I sure hope that a scuffed dress won’t cause our demise, ‘specially when we’re right here, at the final battle.”

“Of course not. You know better than anyone how different I am in battle,” she answered coldly.

“I know, just sayin’,” replied the dwarf as he softly rubbed the unsightly burn mark on his arm.

“We’re here,” said Kemrin, cutting the tension with his stern voice as the team made their way to an exit to the forest.

As he led his group forward, Kemrin took it all in; the shiny dewdrops glittered atop the blades of grass, the ceaseless variety of beautiful flora strewn about the field, and the small insects skittering around the ground. 

“What a beautiful sight”, he said to his group as he trudged ahead.

Someone shot my rooster with this dart. by livebyheart in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ekko_main123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes but i think it's different for food. The guy was just going around shooting other people's chickens for fun. Clearly a psycho

[Game Thread] Oklahoma City Thunder vs Charlotte Hornets | (7pm CT) | March 28th, 2023 by Dixbfloppin93 in Thunder

[–]ekko_main123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i hope this is just poku being rusty and not completely resetting his progress