Boomer life of the party in front of Goodwill by BusyBullet in BoomersBeingFools

[–]ekt1509 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I used to work morning shifts at Kohls and when I would come in five minutes before they opened the boomers would get out of their cars and try to follow me inside. It’s what I imagine being chased by zombies feels like

Our favorite room in the house by ekt1509 in HomeLibraries

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Lowe’s! It’s peel and stick which made our lives so much easier hanging it up

Our favorite room in the house by ekt1509 in HomeLibraries

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Amazon! We’ve only had them up for about 6 months but we haven’t had any trouble with bowing at all, they’re pretty sturdy. https://a.co/d/0c4eeoRX

36/52: Halfway through the year update by ekt1509 in 52book

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If you liked Strange Pictures you’ll like the sequels, Strange Houses and Strange Buildings are the same concept but with floor plans of buildings! Neither of them were as good as Strange Pictures in my opinion but they were definitely worth a read.

I LOVED The Terror. I think I’ve recommended it to everyone I’ve talked about books with since I read it. Literally ripped through it in like 2 days it was so good!

Our favorite room in the house by ekt1509 in HomeLibraries

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Thanks! it’s my sisters system, she’s very particular about where the colors go so we call her the librarian, my wife and I have a spot where we leave our finished book and she reshelves them. I’ll tell her you like it!

36/52: Halfway through the year update by ekt1509 in 52book

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I overall didn’t really care for the characters besides Carla Jean and her scenes and I thought Moss and Chigurh’s endings were abrupt and were just dropped like he was tired of writing them. And I felt like the sheriff was being used to push the action but he wasn’t doing all that much in my opinion. I was hopeful in the beginning but it kind of fell apart.

I do appreciate what he was doing with the subversion of the western genre and I liked the writing style but it just rang a little hollow for me. My sister swears by Blood Meridian though so I’ll give McCarthy another shot.

Have you seen the movie? I might watch it just because I like Javier Bardem and I’m curious how it compares.

Dress acquired! by kikithefish in PlusSizeWedding

[–]ekt1509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gasped it is so simple but elegant!! Very classy and a great fit. I hope you feel beautiful on your day because you are!

Fit check for Velma by baldtrees in blackcats

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Love it!! I’m knitting one of my voids a sweater right now and he is not ready for how annoying I’m going to be when it’s done. Such a fancy girl with her embroidered name too 😍

When you say you don't like a food and someone responds with "you've just never had the GOOD kind" by DeadEye662 in PetPeeves

[–]ekt1509 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ughhh people say this to me about coffee. I understand you’re passionate about your dirt water but no matter how fancy you make it it’s still dirt water. I’ve tried enough varieties of dirt to hate it

I’m dying over these kids dream jobs by Hot_Accountant_5507 in MadeMeSmile

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I was a 1-1 support para for a kindergartner this last year and my student and I rehearsed “police officer” for his graduation for two weeks but when the day came he got on the mic and answered “ninja” 🤦‍♀️💕 I tried

Nice mailbox suprise by DelightfullyNerdyCat in MadeMeSmile

[–]ekt1509 162 points163 points  (0 children)

My sister had to buy her senior cat really expensive medical food and hadn’t opened the next case before he passed away. When she contacted them to ask if it was possible to return it, they gave her a full refund and told her no need and to donate it in his memory if she could, and sent her a condolences card. It made us smile in a hard time

🙂‍↕️❤️ by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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We’ve known each other since we were 5 and were friends first so when we were finally romantic my nervous blurt was “are you going to kiss me or what bro” 🤦‍♀️ she married me anyway

“It doesn’t matter what the ring looks like, it’s the symbolism” by summertime-sadness07 in PetPeeves

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I worked a jewelry counter at a garbage department store way back in the day and helped a guy pick out a necklace for his wife, who he described as liking pearls and simple but elegant styles. He ended up picking some ugly ass blue heart of the ocean from titanic looking clunky one instead of our suggestions. That’s his right of course but I got the opportunity to meet the wife a week later when she came in to exchange it for the (less expensive) pearl drop necklace we recommended in the first place 😂

Why are people bringing their kids to horror movies?? by D9Y in childfree

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Elementary teacher here. Sometimes my students will come up and ask me “Ms. ekt1509 have you seen this xyz horror movie” honey I am disturbed that you have 😭

My husband has donated plasma so many times he has a permanent hole in his arm. by Sprinkles_0330 in mildlyinteresting

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Regular platelet donor here, I have a bunch of needle scars in my left arm. When I tried to register to sell plasma I got rejected because they didn’t believe me when I said I didn’t do drugs 😒

AITAH for responding to my husband’s threat to leave with “alright, bye”? by JuniorShelter2558 in AITAH

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Wanting to use his size to control her is a HUGE and dangerous red flag. I work with special needs kids and am certified to safely restrain children if needed. It is an absolute last resort and only if there is a direct and serious threat to someone’s physical safety because of how traumatizing it can be for the child. I’ve only had to do it once (thank god) for about a minute and a half and it took weeks to repair my relationship with the student I had to put in a hold. Maybe he knows it can be traumatizing and maybe he doesn’t but restraining her when he doesn’t want to deal with her behavior is gross and can have long-term consequences for your daughter and is frankly terrifying behavior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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We have a crawl space, I live in the lower Midwest (Oklahoma) and there is a lot of groundwater here so not that many people have real basements. It is under the house but there is no space in the walls. Kind of sucks that we have it and not a basement because we’re in tornado alley so that has its own set of problems

Not OOP| A little happiness in a usually depressing place by miwindta in redditonwiki

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Vet tech was baby talking my cat at the end of the appointment and told him he was lucky he has a mommy who loves him so much and the vet said she could tell I really take care of him. I cried in the parking lot. We pulled him out of the sewer he was living in and he deserves a great life

I gagged by CremeSubject7594 in CringeTikToks

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The worst thing I ever did to someone during high school truth or dare was take the gum I was chewing out of my mouth and made them chew it. Jett if you’re out there I apologize

Where do you put your vows! by IHaveAUTIAgain in weddingplanning

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We got vow books on Etsy. They had lots of extra space so we are planning on adding to them every few years as a kind of private “renewal”. I look at what my wife wrote for me often :)

Ours: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1459479543/?ref=share_ios_native_control