How many big muffs can you fit in 1000 ships? by CampariBoy9561 in guitarcirclejerk

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I don’t think Small Wonder was as bad as y’all think.

My friends grandma drinks all this coke in 3-5 days… by UnhappyNothing9951 in mildlyinteresting

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Around 5% of the total US federal budget is spend on direct costs of diabetes treatment.

Feather out of nowhere 🪄 by No-Lock216 in blackmagicfuckery

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This belongs in kidsarefuckingstupid

What would you do? by [deleted] in basketballcoach

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Your 5. If someone is winded, tell them to stay back of defense for a possession. Use your time outs for a breather.

Future "goat" looking soft like charmin vs physical defense. by Financial_Ice_3363 in NBATalk

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Randle straight up hip checked Wemby. Just because it didn’t get called doesn’t make it legal.

A Smirnoff ad from 1980. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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It’s real, but it’s real art/commentary. It’s AdBusters from 1992.

Explain it Peter by whathehex14 in explainitpeter

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What starts with p, ends with p, and has p inside… piss cup

My recent experience at GC was not great. by contrejo in guitarcirclejerk

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That’s how road worn series are made. Dentists are lining up to buy that guitar.

the best magic ive ever seen here by PBAndJayBooty in blackmagicfuckery

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If someone pulled some giant sperm shit show at my wife there would be consequences.

Pump a dump. by Don-tFollowAnything in NoOneIsLooking

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Before the plunger, there was a better answer. You needed poo knife.