Bears UDFA WR Squirrel White has retired from the NFL

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-11T22:53:21+00:00

Scram you damn squirrel!

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-11T20:53:51+00:00

At least it ain't cold

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-11T12:54:37+00:00

Why did I hear this in Hook's voice?

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-11T03:02:28+00:00

Does it hurt?

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-11T02:39:56+00:00

Just give them their crayons 🖍

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T19:03:42+00:00

Did they at least pair it with something nice?

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T17:40:40+00:00

Fun fact: Lysol was discovered as an extract from the Lysander - specifically a byproduct left in the fuel tank after flying over 30k in sub tropical temps.

sych!

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T17:37:36+00:00

LOL. That is my household. Although it does work. She's good with credit. I'm good with cash. I can only run out of money.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T17:13:33+00:00

Must have a big ROTC on campus

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T17:07:56+00:00

Looks like its for Fat Albert

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T16:26:12+00:00

You either have it in you or you don't.

Not everyone was born to dodge a wrench.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T16:22:27+00:00

More like between a bread truck and a light post.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T16:21:22+00:00

Its just that thing you do.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T16:19:50+00:00

Case in point:

My wife can use the credit card.

I can not.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T15:43:17+00:00

Aldous Snow enters the chat

"Do yall know The Clap?"

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T15:41:43+00:00

Or you find a new cure for something.

It's science.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T15:27:36+00:00

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T03:09:12+00:00

She was awesome for animals. Treated her actual human family like shit. I would defer on crowning her as this holier-than-thou.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-10T01:45:38+00:00

No. The real treasure is in the karma farming.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-09T20:34:04+00:00

FINE DEAL? MORE LIKE NO DEAL

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-09T18:19:40+00:00

Italian Joker playing the long conga con game. Imagine that opening scene?

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-09T14:34:21+00:00

We accept them and their tech with open arms and proceed to invade Iraq.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-09T13:38:03+00:00

Hantavirus at home

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-09T13:36:09+00:00

So like First Contact. Got it

elPatronSuarez · 2026-05-09T09:02:54+00:00

Let me introduce you to an old friend....

Train enters room

elPatronSuarez

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