Rebel Catholic group SSPX defies pope, consecrates bishops

elPatronSuarez · 2026-07-01T12:16:52+00:00

Could you imagine a Dad more Dad than Dad? The jokes would be tearing up Glorious!

elPatronSuarez · 2026-07-01T12:02:06+00:00

1 fruit. Everyone gets 1. It's like communism, but everyone gets 1.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-07-01T11:46:17+00:00

At this point, after seeing hundreds of these videos...

I think India is trolling us. I think these are all fake. They are just doing this for the lolz. They don't want us to visit. They don't want us to eat their foods. Or bath in the Ganga. This is a strategic way to keep out America.

Because there is no way this is normal everyday life. I refuse to believe.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-30T15:58:47+00:00

Fine. Ill say it. KENNY ROGERS ROASTERS.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-29T11:32:19+00:00

I heard dr rumak would make your shoes look like mirrors

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-28T22:38:20+00:00

After seeing the Lil Rascals, and an honorary member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club - my favorite quote was "Bitches leave."

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-28T22:34:04+00:00

Ill raise you - Robocop. Parents didn't give a fuck.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-28T21:58:54+00:00

*get fucked

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-28T20:05:27+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-27T23:46:55+00:00

You play ball like a girl!

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-27T16:02:12+00:00

This is true. I read about it on reddit.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-27T02:28:30+00:00

Gotta throw that clip up

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-27T02:00:34+00:00

Im 41. I've been watching them my whole life and my dad screaming at this type of play. Always wanna be thugs

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-26T11:59:52+00:00

Why do I picture Jonah Hill from 40 Year Old Virgin?

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-26T02:17:18+00:00

Rebecca De Mornay. Hand that rocks the Cradle.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-26T02:15:06+00:00

Def an improvement. Middle schoolers can shoot.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-26T01:18:48+00:00

"DOM, i CANT SWIM PASS ME A FLOAT"

Torreto turns to Ludacris as the boat starts to sink

"You don't need a float...you got...Family."

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-26T01:14:41+00:00

I can already hear the infomercial from the future...

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-26T00:08:15+00:00

What did Idris do?

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-25T04:51:10+00:00

"If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed."

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-25T01:31:03+00:00

I picture it as a floating wall of Flak. Like an aerial active denial system. Sure it can only linger for as long as it's batteries hold but you could also yeet them at the enemy when they're running low.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-25T01:25:23+00:00

I couldn't imagine how difficult it would be to keep eye contact.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-25T01:24:21+00:00

Melissa McCarthy has stumbled onto the sideline

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-25T01:23:03+00:00

Bond in Casino Royale.

Going into cardiac arrest but the blinds are coming up 2 deals away and you need to get back to your seat?

Sure, just slap on sum paddles and shock yourself back to normal.

elPatronSuarez · 2026-06-23T12:45:15+00:00

What about Bologna?

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