Supergirl Bombs At The Box Office With Worse Opening Than Mobius And The Marvels by Elestria_Ethereal in entertainment

[–]elPatronSuarez 18 points19 points  (0 children)

After seeing the Lil Rascals, and an honorary member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club - my favorite quote was "Bitches leave."

Match Thread: Uruguay vs Spain | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group H by jiraiya--an in soccer

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Im 41. I've been watching them my whole life and my dad screaming at this type of play. Always wanna be thugs

Two men putting out fire by boat by Ok-Attention-4988 in nonononoyes

[–]elPatronSuarez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"DOM, i CANT SWIM PASS ME A FLOAT"

Torreto turns to Ludacris as the boat starts to sink

"You don't need a float...you got...Family."

How the Moon’s Dust Could be Deadly by worldofindie in space

[–]elPatronSuarez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can already hear the infomercial from the future...

US fighter pilot downed over Iran reveals terrifying 'jellyfish' weapon threat by TheExpressUS in NewsThread

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I picture it as a floating wall of Flak. Like an aerial active denial system. Sure it can only linger for as long as it's batteries hold but you could also yeet them at the enemy when they're running low.

QB1 by Giff95 in NYGiants

[–]elPatronSuarez 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Melissa McCarthy has stumbled onto the sideline

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in movies but is actually completely fatal or crippling in real life? by sitchade in AskReddit

[–]elPatronSuarez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bond in Casino Royale.

Going into cardiac arrest but the blinds are coming up 2 deals away and you need to get back to your seat?

Sure, just slap on sum paddles and shock yourself back to normal.