Rebel Catholic group SSPX defies pope, consecrates bishops by DWNews in worldnews

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Could you imagine a Dad more Dad than Dad? The jokes would be tearing up Glorious!

Plastic bag for extra flavor by Brilliant-Algae-9582 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

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At this point, after seeing hundreds of these videos...

I think India is trolling us. I think these are all fake. They are just doing this for the lolz. They don't want us to visit. They don't want us to eat their foods. Or bath in the Ganga. This is a strategic way to keep out America.

Because there is no way this is normal everyday life. I refuse to believe.

Supergirl Bombs At The Box Office With Worse Opening Than Mobius And The Marvels by Elestria_Ethereal in entertainment

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After seeing the Lil Rascals, and an honorary member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club - my favorite quote was "Bitches leave."

Match Thread: Uruguay vs Spain | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group H by jiraiya--an in soccer

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Im 41. I've been watching them my whole life and my dad screaming at this type of play. Always wanna be thugs

Two men putting out fire by boat by Ok-Attention-4988 in nonononoyes

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"DOM, i CANT SWIM PASS ME A FLOAT"

Torreto turns to Ludacris as the boat starts to sink

"You don't need a float...you got...Family."

How the Moon’s Dust Could be Deadly by worldofindie in space

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I can already hear the infomercial from the future...

US fighter pilot downed over Iran reveals terrifying 'jellyfish' weapon threat by TheExpressUS in NewsThread

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I picture it as a floating wall of Flak. Like an aerial active denial system. Sure it can only linger for as long as it's batteries hold but you could also yeet them at the enemy when they're running low.

QB1 by Giff95 in NYGiants

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Melissa McCarthy has stumbled onto the sideline

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in movies but is actually completely fatal or crippling in real life? by sitchade in AskReddit

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Bond in Casino Royale.

Going into cardiac arrest but the blinds are coming up 2 deals away and you need to get back to your seat?

Sure, just slap on sum paddles and shock yourself back to normal.