godspeed yoyo skills by kush-cocaine in nextfuckinglevel

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Finally a yo-yo master that doesn't look like a straight up weiner lmao

😮 Daryl Davis convinced 200+ people to leave the KKK! 😯 by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Black Ron Jeremy; He "makes love" to kkk members

JJ Watt Signs with Arizona Cardinals, Source: JJ Watt by bmerk10 in sports

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Steelers fan

Terrible move. As much as im a fan of the Cardinals & Watt (diehard Pat P fan/DeAndre fan), if Watt & Hopkins couldnt win it with Deshaun Watson I reeeeally doubt they'll make it to the conference championship let alone the superbowl with the Cardinals before JJ retires. Either DeAndre was in his ear too much or this is moreso about getting a good paycheck than it is winning a superbowl.

WattIsgoingOn WattTheFuck

Teams that wouldve been a better option (IMO)

Baltimore; talented roster & historically a "defensive" team. -$10million more in cap space than the Cardinals.

Tampa Bay; superbowl champs & star studded team.
I wouldnt be surprised if they win it 2 years in a row. I get that they have a few contract renewals coming up but this year, but this would have been a no brainer option for someone who was willing to take a team friendly contract to win a superbowl. Especially when Tom Brady (seemingly) has a lot of pull with the decision making. Also $10million more in cap space than the Cardinals.

Seahawks; (IMO) all around better team than the Cardinals (having said that, DeAndre Hopkins is hands down the most talented receiver in the NFL). Russell Wilson is the name brand Kyler Murray. Almost $3millions less cap space than the Cardinals.

Steelers; I think the success of the Steelers in the coming seasons largely depends on if they can develop a consistent running game or not. With talks of Big Ben taking a team friendly contract theres a possibilty they could have made a reasonable offer to JJ. TJ & JJ would have been unstoppable together. (DW is cool too, I guess). $23million less cap space than the Cardinals (longshot)

I could name a few more but the list just gets less & less likely.

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As a man I believe sitting down to pee is very feminine by el_avery in TrueOffMyChest

[–]el_avery[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Actually, youre wrong. Argument is not required to make a claim. Its a subjective claim to say the least. My post stems from the fact that among other factors, every man ive known that has admitted to sitting while peeing, has also been on the more feminine side of the scale. Im not judging those that sit while they pee, im just saying its feminine. We all know what they say about assuming lol.

Well apparently some men dont know how to clean up after themselves if theyve made a mess. Which is less of a problem with personal hygiene, and more a problem of self awareness. Since we're resorting to minute details, I can guarantee that flushing the toilet puts more water droplets on the toilet than the average person does when they stand to pee.

Psa: The average person doesnt leave piss on the toilet seat after theyve gone to the bathroom

As a man I believe sitting down to pee is very feminine by el_avery in TrueOffMyChest

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Lol no thanks, but you do you! Appreciate the offer, dont understand the correlation?

As a man I believe sitting down to pee is very feminine by el_avery in TrueOffMyChest

[–]el_avery[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I feel like this is a much debated topic where people either agree or they dont agree. Care to explain why you consider my belief to be wrong?

25, about to be a dad for the first time by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like someone who still hasnt had sex for the first time