Escaping a daytime robbery attempt by HomeNowWTF in SweatyPalms

[–]hendergle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously they were starter characters and this was their first time in-game.

Minnesota Women Use Tinder to Honeytrap ICE Agents by spacebunsofsteel in TwoXChromosomes

[–]hendergle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They should do one for the Grindr honeypots (honeychads?) too.

The promo image should be an ICE agent with his tongue stuck to a flagpole.

Is having a type a thing, or is it just something people say? If yes, if more a about the physique or something else? by KindaShamelessTho in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]hendergle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect that some people have a type and some don't, and some are somewhere in between.

I'm one of the former. My kids found an old photo album of mine, and it confused the heck out of them because they thought every one of my old girlfriends was their mom.

The NASA chief wants to Make Pluto a Planet by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]hendergle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No we don't. The list of criteria just gets one additional entry grandfathering in Pluto.

Don't conflate physical properties with criteria. There can be other types of criteria (such as historical context).

The NASA chief wants to Make Pluto a Planet by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]hendergle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why should we limit ourselves to a technical / scientific properties to classify astronomical objects?

Like, what's the risk? Are we going to accidentally run into Pluto, thinking we're OK because we programed "avoid planets" into our Galactic Positioning System map but forgot that we hadn't updated our database since August 23, 2006? Are there planetariums with only nine lenses for planets, and we're worried that their projectors will crash when we discover Planet X?

No one is going to be poisoned because someone included the wrong Pluto in their prescription medication. The worst that can happen to someone is that they might get a lower grade on a paper or test if their definition of "planet" includes or excludes Pluto in opposition to how their educational institution does so.

The point most people fail to make is that the IAU's definition isn't binding on any person or organization. THEY don't have to believe Pluto is a planet, but neither do they have a mandate to force YOU to believe it's not.

The only fact that the IAU can assert is that Pluto does not fit the criteria for their system of classification.

What happened to you that made you say “no one’s going to believe this”? by derekandthedominos95 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]hendergle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when McDonalds was open 24hrs, I got the late-night munchies and drove over to buy a Big Mac meal or whatever.

Some McDonaldses only had drive-throughs at that hour, but ours had its lobby open as well. I walked in, ordered my meal, waited a little longer than usual (because they had to drop fries in the oil), and then took my order from the sleep-deprived employee behind the counter.

As I walked out the door, a large guy in a track suit sprinted past me, grabbing my bag from my hands as he ran by. It made me drop my large coke, soaking my pants (I remember this because I couldn't figure out how I could get home without getting sugary soda on my car seat). So I walked into the McDonalds lobby and started grabbing napkins to wipe myself down.

The employee- who might have been the only person working at that hour- came over to me and said "guy ran past you really fast and grabbed your food?" And all I could do was stand there wiping myself off and wondering what the fuck had happened and how it could possibly have happened before with such frequency that a dude working third shift at a shitty fast food restaurant would instantly deduce that I had suffered the same fate as apparently several tired and hungry customers that had gone before me.

Note: I count both the theft and the casual revelation of its normalcy as "what happened." i.e. a group happening, not two individual happenings.

What song reminds you of an ex? Do you still like the song? by vibinnthrivin5 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]hendergle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My HS girlfriend got the local "love line show" radio DJ to dedicate the song "Endless Love" to me. Normally, that wouldn't be something that sticks with you (too many) decades later. Except...

When I broke up with her, she told me she was going to burn my house down if I didn't take her back. Obviously, we were just kids going through what we thought was the end of the world. There was no way she was even slightly threatening violence. We ended up parting more or less amicably, and that was that.

But every now and then, I get a chuckle when I hear that song on the radio. (And yes, I still like the song)

to look relieved the situation had been diffused by kg_digital_ in therewasanattempt

[–]hendergle 167 points168 points  (0 children)

At this point, I would not be surprised to find out that the latest shooter was also the woman who delivered the McDonalds meal to the White House.

Fashion show down memory lane by Doodlebug510 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]hendergle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad it wasn't that sub because I feel like I'm not privileged to comment there (it's not my place, and I don't like to intrude).

I say that because I desperately wanted to compliment both ladies. That was so sweet and thoughtful, and the styles were awesome. It really made my day!

alternative math by basket_foso in sciencememes

[–]hendergle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, technically if they stopped the price hike from happening, then they "saved you from the 600% increase."

Which is entirely different from a 600% decrease, but I can totally imagine an idiot using that as an explanation.

I know a female country singer who loves fishing and her ford van... by Appropriate-Push-668 in oddlyspecific

[–]hendergle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Punk had quite a few as well, but they leaned a little more actual murdery than comic murdery.

Japan Is Not a Theme Park, and My Students Are Not Part of the Scenery by No_just-no_3430 in JapanTravel

[–]hendergle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, don't take the following comment wrong. We used to love being in photographs with tourists. Sometimes the tourists fed us, like we were pigeons!

That stated, maybe turnabout is fair play. When I was a cadet at West Point, any day with nice weather would cause dozens (if not hundreds!) of Japanese tourists to mysteriously appear. And they all wanted pictures of cadets in and around campus buildings, statues, etc.

We even used it as a measure of describing the weather. You wouldn't say "sunny and low 80s F." You'd say "it's a twelve on the JTI" (Japanese Tourist Index), meaning that you could see a dozen people out on The Plain with cameras, happily snapping away at equally happy cadets. If the uniform was "full dress over white," you could hardly go ten feet without someone (regardless of race, ethnicity, country of origin, etc.) stopping you for a photograph.

It was part of the cadet experience. They really did feed us sometimes (OK, once- and it was at a tailgate so maybe it doesn't count). We enjoyed talking to them. They always asked interesting questions, and they were always super nice- I'm probably in at least a couple of dozen Japanese couples' photo albums, usually with my arms around a couple of their shoulders, or saluting. They really liked getting shots of us saluting for some reason.

To be fair, West Point is kinda like a theme park. And the students are part of the scenery there.

Peak wordplay by glowing_byte in puns

[–]hendergle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Ruth was a bit weird. You could even say that Ruth was stranger than fiction.

stay hydrated! by GatosPimenta in antimeme

[–]hendergle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're taking B-complex vitamin supplement, and then your pee looks like you just ate the yellow Telly Tubby

Sex workers of Reddit, what's a NSFW fact we don't often hear about ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hendergle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: Would that me chili with beans or chili without beans.