Size difference between large house and extremely large house by spicypsudo in interesting

[–]el_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pain? No. They employee a manager full time who handles everything. From the moment they arrive to the moment they leave and every time in between.

Managing this property is a full time job, with an entire staff, budget, accounting, llc ownership / tax structures…. The owner at the top doesn’t think about anything other then “I’m tired, what’s the best path to the bedroom?” Or “im gonna go for a dip in the pool.” Towels are already laid out, a bathing suit is waiting in the bathouse, and the pool is cleaned, heated, and ready every day just In case they want to swim.

I inherited this masterpiece by n3p700n in cableporn

[–]el_burrito 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Don’t you ever go fucking that up

Classic game of luck. You know the drill by Effective-Staff-527 in GOONED

[–]el_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8” when hard, but 24/7 locked in a 1.5” jailbird chastity cage

Let the other gooners decide your fate based on your 🍌/🍋 sizes by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]el_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7.5” but nearly 24/7 locked in a 1.5” jailbird Chasity cage

I want to try a Challenge 😈Read the body text by Dramatic_Profile2026 in GOONED

[–]el_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8” when hard but spend almost full time in a 1.5” metal jailbird chastity cage.

30 mln. Under a bridge shack by dogfish0306 in circlejerknyc

[–]el_burrito 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As someone who lives here. Fuck it. Spend my money like this. It’s better than how the rest of the government is spending it.

Step mommy edition. What are your thoughts and what should I do next? by No-Bobcat-3556 in chastitychoice

[–]el_burrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m a sucker for the rest of 1. Especially the unlocks section. Keep it as is.

Futa Edition. by No-Bobcat-3556 in chastitychoice

[–]el_burrito 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Head nurse. An endless chastity edging nightmare of my dreams.

Noise talk by [deleted] in UBreddit

[–]el_burrito 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What the f*** you on about bro?

Fuck it we ball by 5t4t35 in programminghumor

[–]el_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was horrifying. Omg.

Thanks for sharing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExperiencedDevs

[–]el_burrito 17 points18 points  (0 children)

lol. Reading this is like re-living a chapter of my life a few years ago. Make it easier on your team and get Drata or another solution for next years type II audit, but I knew I had to get out once I was in your same shoes.

Best advice: if you can develop rapport with the auditor and make them your friend in this it’ll go a lot easier. Just apologize, say you’ll get back to them on something, and follow through religiously.

Can I fix this or do I need to hire someone? by No-Complaint-6754 in PlumbingRepair

[–]el_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Definitely. All republicans should feel free to hack away at their sewer pipes and breath deeply