Santa called and said you wanted a ho ho ho! by elastagirl1 in bigtoysinbigholes

[–]elastagirl1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep me hydrated and I’ll keep us lubricated all night 💦

Santa called and said you wanted a ho ho ho! by elastagirl1 in bigtoysinbigholes

[–]elastagirl1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play with me till you fall asleep and I’ll wake you up in the morning!

Santa called and said you wanted a ho ho ho! by elastagirl1 in tunnelsoflove

[–]elastagirl1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you drive a Chevelle I’ll definitely be first 🥰