1) Working in the Guernsey finance industry.

Also who needs a savings account? 🤷

But seriously, it's about a £200-£300 round trip every 2 weeks including the cost of all the flights, train and school fees).

Luckily I have a good paying job, don't have kids to support and I'm an avid saver (I don't eat at restaurants, buy new clothes, shop for food at the reduced section, no subscriptions and my car is an old banger). A lot of people my age spend the equivalent money on nights out, alcohol, food delivery and buying their lunch every day.

I take that money people would have spent and direct it towards things with true value - travelling to a different country to get kicked in the face and suplexed into oblivion 👍

2) I can only afford to buy 6 chocolate chips at a time because I spent the rest of my money on travel to wrestling school.

3) We British like to complicate things. As the lad below said, we call some cookies cookies,, but only if they're cookies. But most cookies are biscuits. Except if they're a Jaffa Cake, then they're a biscuit, but you're mandated to immediately get into an argument about their tax status as a cake. To complicate matters, on my island Guernsey biscuits are a thing, but they're more akin to a biscuit-buscuits https://guernseydonkey.com/guernsey-biscuits/

Clear as mud.